Click on the photo for the dirtiest cheerleaders in the world

Has anyone heard of the girls of “Las Marineritas De Almirante Brown?”  They are an Argentinian cheerleading squad that is honestly no different that a team of Go-Go dancers stripping in front of thousands of people.

More dirty action chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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I will never forget coldest day of the year back in 2004.  It was the day I got into the worst car accident of my whole life.  To this day I can see the car about to hit me.  It was a driver side door crash.  The car smashed directly into the door.  The door must have caved in at least 3 feet and my car was completely totaled.

I remember going to the lot the next day to get some things from the glove box and my mother started to cry.  When you saw the car you thought “how the hell did this kid survive?”  It was one of those miracle accidents where I left without a scratch.  To this day I’m thankful and every time I see a car that’s been wrecked it reminds me of that accident.

Speaking of wrecked cars where people survived, check out these totaled cars….

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Being from Detroit means that I believe that I have had the worst mayor on the planet at one point in the form of Kwame Kilpatrick. But now, this news story convinces me that someone surpasses even him, though we had to go across the ocean to find him.

A former Lancashire mayor who was jailed for sneaking into bedrooms to steal and violate women’s underwear has had his sentence halved on appeal.

Church-going Ian Stafford, 59, was the mayor of Preesall when he was caught naked from the waist down on a security camera set up in the bedroom of one of his victims.

A part-time handyman and gardener, he had been employed for years by some of his victims who trusted him with the keys to their homes.

Ew. And when you look at him? Double ew. Seriously, that’s the weirdest looking dude I can imagine standing pantsless in my bedroom in the middle of the night.

Well you guys already know how fond I am of Australian women.  If you’re not then I’ll simply tell you it’s because of the accent.  But when you have a girl like Hayley Pascoe who says this about herself:  “I’m known for my energy. I never stop. When everyone else is ready to go to bed I keep going,” well then life just isn’t fair.

Oh and did I mention Hayley is a former Australian Swimsuit Model of the Year winner?  It just doesn’t get much better than that does it folks?  Well actually it would.  If we simply replaced Megan Fox with chicks like this I think we’d be better off in Hollywood.  That’s just my two cents.

More of Hayley after the jump

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This is almost as sad as the Japanese body pillow picture from yesterday, but not quite.

This metal/emo/goth dude is reaping the benefits of his solitary lifestyle. Where are all your counter-culture weirdos now clown?

I always wondered just what people were thinking who dressed like this. Like all black is one thing, chains is another, but full on KISS face paint? You’re just asking to be alone.

This was actually far more awesome than I thought it would be. It’s not people lifting cats, as I figured that would be pretty damn easy (but fun to watch), no, it’s the cats doing the lifting.

The show lays out various sizes of fish in front of them, and the cats have to carry it away in order to win. I’d skip to the middle where the fish start getting rather huge, and the fact the cats can lift them gets more and more impressive.

I’ve never once nor will I ever try to reinvent the wheel when it comes to beautiful ladies.  Sure I’d cash in on a buck like anyone else by inventing a new fetish (if I could think of one).   But in terms of knowing what works and going with a successful formula?  Why even attempt to mess with that?

Which is why when I came across these pictures of ladies at the Worthersee GTI fest in Amsterdam I knew they would play out quite well on this site.

For the most part they just seem like party chicks.  And I have no problem with that…

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Something tells me the folks in this photo didn’t give a visit to the U.S. Citizen and Immigration Services website before deciding to hide themselves in a trunk trying to get over to this county.   It happens every single day.  Folks from other countries do whatever they can to get their asses over here to try and live a better life.

Though I couldn’t imagine anyone wanting to leave here at the present economical state we are in.  Though I’d imagine it’s still probably better than living in a third world country.  But to what lengths should one go to make that journey?

Well, you’d be surprised at how badly some folks will try to sneak into this country.  From water coolers to trunks to car engines you’ll be amazed at some of the hiding spots illegal immigrants will use to shield themselves from getting caught….

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Click on the photo for sexy financial females

Remember that story a few months ago about that Citigroup employee who thought she was fired for being too hot?  Yeah well there are plenty of hotter financial ladies out there.  Good thing I found them all in one place.

More girls that should be fired at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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A guide to getting laid this summer – [Maxim]

Terrifying animal hybrids created by nature – [Cracked]

Check out the sexy celebrity slips of the day – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

One of the finest episodes of Click-a-Chick I’ve seen – [Bustedcoverage]

Sexy cheerleaders of the Atlanta Thrashers – [Unathleticmag]

Two grannies decide to get violent with each other – [Linkiest]

This guy should choose his friends more carefully -[Totally Crap]

Nine types of websites that encapsulate the internet – [Ego TV]

A “Mothers With Attitude” video of the day – [The DW]

Meet a true bowler who hustles for a living – [Attuworld]

The hundred hottest women of Entourage – [Brobible]

An actually Ghostbusters burlesque show took place – [Sublime Blog]

The “Just say no to the Lakers” Kobe video – [Manofest]

The ten hottest female basketball players ever – [Bleacherreport]

The five people you’ll see at the pool this summer – [COED Magazine]

Get the real secret to a phenomenal body – [Atom]

Possibly the best band name of all time – [Nedhardy]

Pamela Anderson is looking kind of bored – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for sexy world cup group B fans

The 2010 FIFA World Cup has already been better than most expected. There have been upsets, poor officiating, and comebacks that only the viewers could have appreciated.  And let’s not forget about the hot fans shall we?

More sexy fans at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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