May 21 2010
Why is this man pretending to walk a stuffed dog smoking a cigar? I don’t know, but I certainly would vote for him for whatever political office he’s running for.
What? He’s not running for anything? He’s just a crazy person who likes wearing red white and blue? Well, I’d still grab a beer with him in any case.
I really thought of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when I first saw that little cigar chomping guy there.
May 21 2010
This video was taken out of the window of a college dorm by what appears to be a very high group of people. It shows a cop approaching a bunch of stoners who are tripping under one of those rainbow colored parachute things you played with in gym class in elementary school (where do you even get one of those?).
Well, when he goes to investigate what’s happening underneath the weed-drenched tent, the stoners scatter, the cameraman loses it, and this is all happening in front of a college tour group.
Amazing.
May 21 2010
I remember when I was 16 and I pierced my left ear. Yup, I’m a guy. I did it. I made the move. At the time lots of guys had earrings and it was the “cool” thing to do. The point is that 15 years ago we didn’t see much else in the line of piercings. Belly button rings and nipple rings were unheard of. And forget about eyebrow rings. If I saw something like that I might have fainted.
But through the years it’s rarely a surprise when you see most any body part pierced. Whether it’s a nose, tongue, or even that hard part of the ear, it seems our bodies have become foundations for jewelry.
Me? About the only piercing I find sexy on a female is the belly button ring. And it seems that plenty of celebrities have taken to it as well.
Here are 20 sexy celebrity belly button rings
May 21 2010
For those of you Catholics out there you might know what Wet Monday is. However, for the rest of us out there I never know what it was until this Easter and I saw these awesome pictures. Here’s a little refresher.
Wet Monday started out in Poland as a pagan custom that symbolized cleansing with the coming of Spring. When Christianity became the main religion, Wet Monday was adopted as a Christian ritual, related to cleansing souls of sins. The truth is people loved this tradition so much, they found a way to keep it, by associating it with religion.
On Wet Monday. boys and men armed with bottles and buckets of water, chase after girls and splash them from head to toe (they also nail guys too). According to the original custom, the most beautiful girl in a village would be the wettest, but nowadays, boys just splash any girl.
In other words on this particular Monday is an opportunity for punk kids to go around town violating anyone they see on the street. Seriously it’s like some sort of bukkake session. The only other holiday I like better than this is “No Pants Day” in Canada.
These particular pictures were taken in Lviv in the Ukraine. Enjoy!
May 21 2010
Click on the photo for sexy FIFA fans from Spain
Spain’s soccer team will be traveling to South Africa this summer among the favorites to win the 2010 World Cup, but how do the Spanish señoritas stack up on the world stage? I’m sure they do just fine.
More women that are fine at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Funbag
Sexy women holding two guns is always a winner – [Sexyandfunny]
If the movie universe had propaganda posters – [Cracked]
Halle Berry candid photos are a nice treat – [EgoTV]
The best place to catch celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
Great ideas for Justin Bieber’s new tattoo – [Heavy]
Inductees into the fictional athlete hall of fame – [Collegehumor]
Fifteen hot female celebrities eating bananas – [Manofest]
I will never be able to get enough of Jayden Cole – [Sublime Blog]
This video will renew your hope in humanity – [Nedhardy]
Check out some of the baddest dudes from the 80s – [Attuworld]
Just a great blog filled with some interesting stuff – [The Daily Column]
Miranda Kerr gets sexy for the folks at GQ – [Flisted]
The return of Adriana Lima has been a great one – [Heymanhustle]
When your wife is all like blah blah blah – [Atom]
Naomi Watts wearing some see through in Cannes – [Cityrag]
Twenty Five Awesome porn parodies – [Holytaco]
A huge gallery of hot Israeli beach babes – [COED Magazine]
The sexiest new girl next door I’ve seen in a while – [Bullzeye]
May 20 2010
Click on the photo for more sexy princesses
The beautiful and sexy princesses in these photos are from another time. A time of fairy tales; When handsome princes, dragons, and monsters ruled the world. But it is the sexy princesses who steal the show and win our hearts.
More heart winners at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
May 20 2010
I’ll never forget the only time I ever went to San Diego and nearly drowned. It was a great day. I had just gone to the race track and decided to take a dip in the ocean. The water was kind of rough but not terrible. All of a sudden I got completely slammed by a wave that was probably around 3-5 feet. I remember my face smashing into the sand and having zero control over my body.
Why do I bring this up? Because that was nothing. I mean you look at some of the waves people tackle and it’s simply not possible. I still can’t get over these surfers and the balls they possess.
Check out some sick giant wave pictures after the jump
May 20 2010
According to science, a million people are mugged every day. But how many of those victims have their asses saved by ninjas? One lucky student got mugged at the right place at the right time.
The muggers grabbed his phone and iPod, and kicked him as he was on the ground. But from a nearby dojo came an outpouring of students dressed in full ninja garb, who scared them away and they were later picked up by police.
“You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming towards them,” the school’s sensei, Kaylan Soto, told the Herald.
They also failed to notice a ninja, Nathan Smith, standing in the shadows outside the dojo. Mr Smith immediately alerted his sensei, or teacher.
Another ninja, Steve Ashley, said: “It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him.”
Yup, this is the greatest news story I’ve ever heard, hands down.
May 20 2010
You see this picture right here? Pretty darned good right? Look how smooth the legs and arms are. It just so happens that in the very same photoshoot there are pictures that show an amount of hair on her arms that I’m just not comfortable with. Still though, it’s undeniable how erotic Lisiane Pires is.
Eh, I’m not sure I can get over the hairy arms. Actually I think I can. I mean sure in a one night stand it’s very easy to overcome. It’s just that if she and I were long term I’d have her visit the wax shop toute d suite.
More of Pires after the jump
