Click on the photo for 6 absurd gender stereotypes

Many of the exciting advances in brain mapping and genetic research are proving that some of the oldest, most hackneyed gender-based stereotypes are totally true.  So at least we got that going for us…which is nice.

More female stereotyping at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

When your son crashes your 180K Porsche – [Pedal to the Metal]

The apparently “all natural” Wendy Combattente – [Gorillamask]

When you need some celebrity skin… – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The 7 greatest game show gimmicks of all time – [Guyism]

The nine greatest action comedies of all time – [EgoTV]

Now this my friends is a motivational poster – [Theospark]

Nike is airing some awesome World Cup commercials – [Brobible]

Did you happen to know that Celine Dion is amazing? – [Attuworld]

The greatest moments in Star Wars photoshopping – [Manofest]

Alessandra Ambrosio is a good licker – [Don Chavez]

A few awesome Google street view finds – [Cavemancircus]

Everything you need to know about LOST – [Heavy]

What in the hell is going on in this picture? – [Regretfulmorning]

The best motivational speaker of all time – [Nedhardy]

Fifty awesome Super Mario cakes – [Icanhasinternets]

Gratuitous hot Kim Kardashian photo – [Flisted]

Looks as though Megan Fox needed a bong hit – [Cityrag]

Why are there no girls on the internet? – [Nextround]

I couldn’t agree more with whoever this person is.  I mean I still think that they need to demonstrate more discipline and attempt to lose weight but far be it from them to discourage others from achieving their weight loss dreams.  Thanks buddy!

There are few people out there that make me laugh solely off when they yell and Dave Chappelle is 100% one of those people.  Will Farrell and Chris Rock are the others.

Chappelle is an absolute stallion on comedy.

When I first saw Rebecca Witchard I thought “good things come in small packages.”   She’s only 5’1 and weighs like 100 lbs.  Tack on a very sizable bust and you’ve got yourself a winner.  Oh yeah, she’s also Australian which means she has one of the coolest accents on the planet.

So it’s no surprise she’s been featured in publications like Zoo Weekly and SHOW Magazine.  Oh and there’s one more crucial badass quality about her.  She has a twin sister, Lara.  Talk about sexy doublemint gum huh?

More of Witchard after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of VampBeauty

Linda Le or Vampy is also known under the nickname VampBeauty. She is supposedly from California, and she knows how to look different and yet still has a sexy and cute quality that us males tend to drool over.  Yeah, I guess that works.

More stuff that works at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

When did you last have sex? – [Heavy]

Ingenious contraptions made out of garbage – [Cracked]

When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The best Batman porn parody of all time – [Ace]

Easily the best tractor fighting scene you’ll see day – [Doubleviking]

A terribly unfortunate hand washing fail – [Manofest]

A bunch of hot chicks wearing sports jerseys – [EgoTV]

When Beyonce mushes those things together it’s great – [Extramustard]

All hail the mighty man carrying the fridge – [Attuworld]

An amazing video of invisible curb fails – [Totally Crap]

The sexiest bowling photoshoot you’ll ever see – [DJ Mick]

Adriana Lima decides to spice it up for Vogue Spain – [Brobible]

This is by far one of the hottest Latinas ever – [Cavemancircus]

Remember the Italian WAG Federica Ridolfi? – [Bugehoobs]

Great examples of a disregard for health and safety – [Ned Hardy]

When people dive off a dock it can be funny – [Regretfulmorning]

Dreaming of crossing a lake in a bouncy castle! – [Pedal to the Metal]

Greatest guy excuse for being late – [Atom]

Ten ways to impress on a one night stand – [COED Magazine]

Click on the photo for more of Melanie Elyza

Melanie Elyza is a Filipino lingerie model who’s posed in numerous online magazines and galleries.  You can’t deny she makes that dragon tattoo (which would ordinarily be found on a douchebags bicep) pretty hot.

More pretty hot stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Ever stop to look at an item of clothing or hairstyle you spot on the street and think to yourself, “what the hell was I thinking?”  We’ve all been there.  From the shoes you wore to the watches that told you time, all of us have been victims of trends that today make us realize how lame we must have been.

There are ten in particular that I’ve spotted and I think you’ll get a kick out of them…

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Alright, so pimps go to jail every day, and that alone would not make this story worth posting. But what would? Why, the greatest hairstyle that I think I’ve ever seen.  But if you really want the details of the case:

Authorities say he enslaved women and girls, some as young at 17, and forced them to turn tricks on the streets. He even turned some into drug addicts, authorities say. Authorities say the woman were forced to earn $500 on weeknights and $1,000 on weekend nights, or else they were denied entry back into the house, were denied drugs or were beaten.

Yup, sounds like a pimp to me. The bad kind, not the rapping kind. If it’s any consolation to the victims, I’m sure a guy who looks like him is going to be the belle of the ball in prison, and will probably get what’s coming to him over and over and over.

Also, his name is Prince. Hah.

She was once deemed “The Next Keeley Hazell.”  And when you ever get a distinction like that it’s certainly worth paying attention to.  Congratulations to Hollie Peers for earning that title.   It’s nearly impossible to search this name and not get a million nude pictures but I managed to find a nice batch of SFW pics.

Clearly when all of you get home tonight I encourage you to find the “other” photos.  Believe you me it’ll be worth it.  Other than that I just have my normal “what the hell is going on in the UK” feelings.  Seriously their water needs to be called “boob juice” or something.

More of Ms. Peers after the jump

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