Click on the photo for more awesome whale tails

It’s almost like some kind of funny smile face isn’t it?  It’s like a warm welcome sign from the thong that’s saying “Come on in!  The water’s nice.”  There are some things you just have to love about life and the whale tail is clearly one of them.

More things to love at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

An awesome video tribute to the 80s movie bully – [Ace]

Crimes committed by beloved Disney characters – [Cracked]

Footage of Hefner’s latest mansion party – [Playboy]

If you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Evil villains and their fast food equivalents – [Ego TV]

The most terrifying Philippines video you’ll see all day – [The DW]

The hottest girls in all of Mexico – [Sexy and Funny]

I would sure as hell love to own a personal watercraft – [Cool Material]

Tweens now need to be prepared for Sex Education – [Attuworld]

The best sexy housework picture of all time – [DJ Mick]

25 inappropriate demotivational posters – [Regretfulmorning]

Marissa Miller always brightens up your day – [Bannedinhollywood]

Ten of the greatest C-bombs in TV history – [Manofest]

A funny video of celebrity sex faces – [Heavy]

Awesome unnecessary censorship:  LOST edition – [NS4W]

Things get a little emotional and very violent – [Atom]

Machoman is the best interviewer in Wrestling history – [Cavemancircus]

The cute pet video of the day – [OMGblog]

Click on the photo for more of Amber Lancaster

Forget greased-up guidos and airheaded Hills folk, Amber Lancaster, star of the super-raunchy sitcom The Hard Times of RJ Berger, makes me realize that MTV isn’t a half bad network for television shows these days.

More not half bad chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Honestly I’m not all that big of an art buff.  It’s just not something I’m into.  I can’t get all serious about a painting and have it “mean” stuff to me.  I can however look at something and think to myself, “that’s pretty damned cool.”

Recently someone shared a profile on Deviantart with me and suggested that this artist, who goes by Fredo would have some pictures I would be interested in putting on the site.  They were 100% right.

I’m a huge fan of 3D art.  The stuff just jumps right off the page and will never cease to amaze me.  I chose ten pictures (including the one above) that I thought you’d all enjoy

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What the hell is wrong with kids today? A new drinking trend is starting out there, and it’s probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

A new trend is raising some eyebrows, or more like, hurting some eyeballs! Doctors say some youngsters are trying out a new drinking game, where they pour vodka right into someone’s eyes. It’s called eyeballing.

“They’re not doing this eyeballing to get drunk, they’re doing it after they’re drunk and they’re drunk enough to act stupid. I haven’t seen any students doing anything like it, but I’ve definitely heard of it. I guess it gets ‘em drunker quicker. It just gets in their system quicker. They’re actually doing it as part of a fad. You know, I dare you to do this,” said Mike Gimbel, substance abuse expert.

Side effects of eyeballing include cornea scarring and possible blindness (surprise!), but hey, it gets you drunk faster! So there’s that!

Listen you dumbass teenagers. You want to get drunk faster? DRINK MORE. It’s called DRINKING for a reason. Now get off my lawn.

I’d like to thank my man Jimmy over at Extramustard for finding this fine piece.   While his complaint of Sheridan Bovell is that he knows nothing about her,  Jimmy should have done his research.  Turns out she has a Myspace Page with plenty of information.

For example some people call her Bella Bliss.  If that’s her porn name I’d be very excited but I think it’s some weird stupid nick name that would bother me if I heard it in person.  Other than that she’s a Sagittarius and writes in pink script on her site.  Ugh.   Maybe I don’t want to know anything about her.

What I think we all can agree on is that she’s extremely attractive.   Pictures after the jump

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Being raised Presbyterian, I can tell you all about the church’s moves toward trying to be “cool” to appeal to the youth. We got video projects, flashing lights, electric guitars and such, in order to get kids down with G-O-D.

Well, this church has clearly taken it one or two or three steps further, renaming itself from presumably Our Lady of Miserble Sorrows to “Awesome Church.” What happens inside the Awesome Church? I’m not sure, but I predict it involves circus shows, heavy metal and skateboarding.

Fun fact, did you know the Bible invented the word awesome? Is that true? I have no idea, but I do remember signing “our God is an awesome God” in Sunday school two decades ago.

Good lord, I’ve seen some unnerving robots in my day, but this one takes the cake, and shoves it right down its metal throat.

I’m assuming this is Japan because well, of course it’s in Japan, and it’s a child robot attached to wheels to keep it stable. Watch it as it hunts down it’s terrified prey and attempts to eat their kneecaps!

I think that out of all the apocalyptic scenarios I’ve seen in movies over the years, the most likely is definitely Terminator in another hundred years or so.

There are days when I’m just bored.  It’s as simple as that.   My brain simply doesn’t function the way it normally should.  And when that happens I lose any and all urges to come up with interesting topics for this website.  However, thanks to places like Youtube I can turn a crappy day into a nice little read for you guys.  Or rather, a nice little show.

By simply inserting a little tiny phrase like “amazing body” into the popular video site, I am taken into a world of joy. Of course I’m also taken into a freakish world of bodybuilding but that’s besides the point.

For the purposes of this article I think you know what I’m referring to and my favorite 7 results are right below

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When you’re a kid you’re only real idea of child safety comes from your parents.  If it doesn’t come from them then what the hell are you going to know?  And as a child there are certain “rules of thumb” that even today as adults are still burned into our brains.

But somewhere along the way, even though we still know these rules, we simply stop adhering to them.

And honestly it’s just completely dumb on our parts.

But here are five rules we all learned as kids and ignore now as adults

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