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When asked about a sexual experience Rachel said:  “Wow, a couple of them. One guy ALWAYS bought his condoms too big, trying to over compensate? And then they would fall off… awkward.”  Yeah that sounds like it sucks.  Wish it was me who had that with her.

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The Funbag

A chart the dives into the five types of red head – [Cracked]

the hottest gamer in existence talks about stuff in gaming – [Playboy]

When you need some celebrity skin fixes – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Admit it, this baby sloth video is 100% adorable – [Ace]

People who shouldn’t be allowed to own guns – [Manofest]

Who are the five hottest television hostesses? – [Sexy and Funny]

Old man has a lot of trouble with gas and fire – [Regretfulmorning]

The all time most important inventions – [Attuworld]

The movie version of the horrible BP oil spill – [Heavy]

A great gallery of awesomely hot Latinas – [Cavemancircus]

Gonna bust some caps in some asses – [Atom]

Stacy Keibler still knows how to show off those legs – [Don Chavez]

Some of the best boat names you’ll ever see – [Bannedinhollywood]

A potential replacement for Megan Fox – [Flisted]

A collection of lesser known Pacman ghosts – [Geekologie]

The Sexual innuendo advertisement of the day – [Nedhardy]

The weirdest I’ve ever seen 50 cent look, ever – [Nextround]

Nine things every guy should have in his wallet – [Guyism]

Click on the photo for more of Jenny P

We all know who Jenny P or Jenny Mathis or whatever her name is by now.  She’s a woman that defies all of genetics.  No, they’re not real but come on. . Not too many women can withstand that surgery so we salute you Jenny.

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The Portfolio

Have any of you seen the site My First Fail?  It’s yet another smart property owned by the Cheezburger people.    I mean let’s face it.  If I released a site like that it wouldn’t get any traffic whatsoever but you have a site that pretty much attracts like 30MM people a month and it’s easy to get something off the ground.

Eh, whatever.  It’s still a great concept and even I, a male, a sports watching kind of a dude can appreciate the humor in when a cute baby makes a face that we adults would make.

So enjoy your day and check out some funny babies below

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First kids are shooting vodka in their eyeballs, and now they’re disabling each other nuts? Sure, everyone has a few experiences with sack tapping growing up ,but it’s called “sack tapping” for a reason, not “sack mauling.”

“One o’clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain,” recalls Christy Gibbons, David’s mom. Not long after, David was in surgery at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Brainerd having his right testicle removed.

“This may be called a game, but it’s not a game. It’s dangerous and it needs to stop,” said Christy.

He literally LOST A NUT from sack tapping, holy crap, if there was ever a reason for a high school shooting, I would think that would inspire it. That’s really something you can’t get back.

The doctors say he can still have kids though, so you know, silver lining and all that. I think the other kids show be tied to a chair and James Bond-ed in Casino Royale.

I’d like to thank my pals at COED Magazine for discovering this gem.   Candiceu is a 25-Year-Old smoke show hailing from Texas.    Apparently she’s been kicking serious ass in the modeling industry for the last couple of years.   Now the hottie wants to movie into print.

Print is dying honey!  Just pose for sites like mine!  I’ll pay you in trade.   You get exposure on this site, Maxim or Playboy snatches you up and you have to come to my house and give me a lap dance.  I think that’s 100% fair.

More pics of Galde after the jump

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I’ve often been asked what it takes for me to post a picture here, because the world is full of pretty random ridiculous pictures. It’s hard to quantify, but sometimes you just know.

Like today. I probably wouldn’t have put this up if it was just some guy smoking with a Bluetooth, but add in that silly cup hat? That’s just the missing ingredient that makes this worth posting.

Now you know. That will be $11.95 for your first lesson in Blogging 101.

Wow, I’ve seen some cool pranks in my day, but they’re usually Japanese and involve public nudity somehow.

This on the other hand, is how Ze Germans do practical jokes, and they sure as hell don’t mess around.

They have a bunch of people collapse simultaneously on the street, like it’s The Happening or FlashFoward or a prelude to the Rapture or something. It looks awesome, and freaks the hell out of everyone standing around. I wonder just how many ambulances were called when this happened.

Are they protesting something? I can’t read German.

Of all the beauty pageants held in this country I’ll bet you never knew there was a Ms. Senior America.  Every year women over 60 compete in this contest just as they would if they were 20 years old.  I’m not sure if there’s a swimsuit competition but you get the gist of it.  The website describes it as follows:

The Ms. Senior America Pageant is the world’s first and foremost pageant to emphasize and give honor to women who have reached the “Age of Elegance.” It is a search for the gracious lady who best exemplifies the dignity, maturity and inner beauty of all senior Americans.

But as you’ll see in the title of this article the real question is something you all might be thinking.  It’s the question Neo.  “Would you hit it?” Oohhhhh.  Check out the pictures and be the judge…

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There are certain times when it’s fun to simply sit around and watch sports.  Hell it’s the right of every male on a Sunday.  But man does it suck when there are nothing but boring sports on.  Well, unless you want to fall asleep by the TV.  In that case it’s perfect.

However, in the world of sports there are definitely some niches of sport that are way better in person.  In fact they kind of suck on TV to tell you the truth.  But the real experience of being there?  It’s awesome.

Here are five sports that are boring to watch on TV but have a great real life experience

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