This might just be the most terrifying costume I’ve ever seen, and even worse, it’s protesting one of the core tenants of almost every celebrity gossip blog out there. What are we to do if pictures of Kim Kardashian’s camel toe are banned nationwide?

What kind of event is this? Is this the main reason people are gathered in the hall? And how is camel toe frowned upon, but sexy belly dancer outfits reign supreme? That seems rather hypocritical to me, I mean, don’t half those outfits come with nipple tassles?

Anyway, can I be invited to the next one of these?

If there’s one thing that can seriously add to any sexy girl experience, props are a fantastic tool.   And no I’m not referring to porn (although yes those kinds of props are kind of awesome).  I’m talking about add ons.  Typical things that can spice up a scene.

In Strip Tease it was the pole.  And in Basic Instinct it was the chair.   I mean Sharon Stone made that leg crossing thing legendary and it’s been mimicked ever since.

Speaking of chairs.  I have to say that a chair just might very well be my favorite “prop” that a sexy girl can use.  There’s just so much possibility.  You’ve got the straddle, the laying down, the backwards angles.  It’s endless.

Just look at these pics and you’ll get it….

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When you decide to spend the money on going to a restaurant clearly there are expectations you have that you are hoping get met.  We got to restaurants for many reasons but amongst the highest are good food and good service.  A nice atmosphere is a plus but let’s face it.  I’d rather have good food and service in a dump than the other way around.

So naturally when you’re a paying customer if things don’t go as planned you might not be satisfied and you might complain.   That’s pretty normal.  But not normal is complaining for the sake of complaining.

It’s being a dick just because you want to be a dick.  And that my friends, is not cool.

Here are five really awful types of restaurant customers I hope you don’t have to be around

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Click on the photo for a Sammie Pennington photoshoot

If you aren’t aware of Ms. Pennington then you should be.  She’s the epitome of a busty British chick.  It really doesn’t get much better than Sammie when it comes to that genre.  Unless it’s Keeley Hazell but she’s just not even close to being fair.

More not fair girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The most unintentionally offensive comic book characters – [Cracked]

The 25 Sexiest celebrity twitter photos – [Manofest]

When you need some celebrity skin… – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

My female roommate caught me masturbating – [Regretfulmorning]

A giant picture of a really sexy blond you’ll like – [Usemycomputer]

Rachel Stevens does FHM Spain and doesn’t disappoint – [DJ Mick]

One of the weirdest looking people you’ll ever see – [Totally Crap]

The 20 most boobtastic athletes of all time – [Bleacherreport]

This baby does a very weird tile slide – [Attuworld]

This just might be your Asian girlfriend – [Cavemancircus]

Funny sports guy doing the sunflower dance – [The DW]

Get ready folks:  Undie run season is underway – [COED Magazine]

Revealing the sexiest women for 2010 – [Flisted]

The most honest cyber sex you’ll see of the day – [Collegehumor]

It doesn’t get much hotter than Dana Dicillo – [Sublime Blog]

The most entertaining treadmill user ever – [Nedhardy]

The ultimate bachelor party guide – [Mademan]

Notre Dame’s ridiculously bad music video – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more of Sara Santos

I’ve already featured this Portuguese beauty before on this site but it certainly never hurts to share her again.  Especially now that Maxim has gotten a hold of her and made her take off her top.  That’s always a great thing.

More beauties at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Well technically it’s not called extreme pole dancing.  What you see above you is actually considered a game called Mallakhamb and is a kind of Yoga.

Mallakhamb is a pure Indian Game. It is a sport that combines various exercises that improve flexibility, strength, coordination and agility. Along with neuromuscular development, areas of personal character, discipline and self-motivation will be strongly enhanced.

Sorry to have fooled you guys into thinking this was a real pole dancing article with like hot chicks and stuff.  Well, deal with it.

Pictures after the jump

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Yes, funerals are kind of a bummer, but that doesn’t mean you can’t make them totally awesome by being completely insane. What do I mean? Well try this on for size. See that video above there? That’s David Colon, and yes, he’s dead.

You’re saying right now that this couldn’t possibly be what it looks like, but yes, it is. A man — David Morales Colon, from Puerto Rico — was embalmed and mounted on his Honda CBR600F4i motorcycle for his wake. “With full Repsol colors,” points out The Sidecar blog at Motorcycle.com, which leaves out the fact that he isn’t wearing a helmet. Safety violation!

How the? Has anyone over there ever heard of rigor mortis? Did they saw all his limbs off and put them back in motorcycle pose? Or maybe they just posed him immediately after he died. “Quick! Get him in crotch rocket pose!”

We unfortunately don’t know much about Marta Cadilha here in the United States but I’m sure her native country Portugal is quite familiar with her work.  After all, Marta was Miss Portugal in 2009.

I think it’s about time she makes her presence here in the U.S. known don’t you?  Perhaps a little Dancing with the Stars action or something of that nature?  Well either that or porn.  Honestly I’ll take either.

In the meantime I’ll just have to take some sexy pictures I saw in some foreign magazine.

More of Marta after the jump

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Spider-Man is being rebooted and judging by this picture, it’s easy to see why. Once a glorious web-slinger across the skyline of NYC, Spider-Man 3 really sent Parker off the edge with its awfulness, and he’s now turning tricks for cash on the streets.

And by turning tricks I guess I mean, taking photos with children who don’t know he’s terrifying under that mask. Still though, you can ruin a lot of childhood memories with a picture like this.