I don’t know the context of this picture, as I usually don’t with these things, but if I had to guess, this was taken in a Chinese college classroom, where a man ran to the podium and started saying that the internet shouldn’t be censored. Naturally, the police were called, but animal control was just right around the corner, so they offered to help in service of the state.

You can’t get out of those stick hoops as easily as you think. Trust me, I know. It’s a long story, but needless to say I’m not allowed at the San Diego Zoo any more.

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There’s hillbilly rock, and then there’s hillbilly rock. This is the latter. I’ve never once seen, or even thought about seeing a chainsaw used as a musical instrument before, but that’s exactly what the lead singer of “Jackyl” does in this pretty absurd video.

Skip to about halfway through where things get really good, because before that, it’s just like watching an awful Guns and Roses cover band. But once they fire up that chainsaw, oh man, sign me up.

If there’s one thing you can always count on, it’s that Playboy will come through in ways that we’ll just always take for granted.  You pick a genre (within reason, like no animal weirdness) and the Hef pretty much has it covered.

You want to go to a great party?  Stick with Playboy.  Want to be on an amazing Spring Break?  Try and do it through Playboy.  Hell you want to play golf?  Do it through Playboy.

The latest?  Playboy’s got girls play fighting with stuffed animals.  Honestly, these guys just never fail.  It’s impossible.

Check out the five best (only) Playboy Fight videos after the jump

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It’s May.  The weather is getting warm and we’re fully entrenched in baseball again.  It’s time to get outside.  Go shoot some hoops.  Throw the football around.  Hell even kick a soccer ball if that’s your thing.  Might as well get your Cinco De Mayo on with some athletic competition right?

Or if you’re the party type you can always play Beer Pong or have chugging contests.  I guess those could be considered sport if you really get technical.

And amidst all of these fun activities I want you all to appreciate and take note of the funny faces your friends make while attempting to achieve athletic greatness.

After all, these athletes sure as hell make these faces…..

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Click on the photo for hot girls eating ice cream

When the sweltering heat waves begin to erupt this summer, rest assured knowing that your patience isn’t the only thing melting.  Ice cream cones in the hands and mouths of sexy girls all over the country.  Luckily, many of these moments are caught on camera.

Girls doing other stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The world’s most horrifying toilets – [Cracked]

The funniest Wheel of Fortune screen captures – [Manofest]

Couple discusses their bond over horse sex – [Brobible]

When you need a celebrity “slip” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Guy finishes drink waiting for sobriety test – [Regretfulmorning]

Twenty of the worst rap videos of all time – [Heavy]

This guy is by far the coolest bouncer ever – [Cavemancircus]

Alex Trebek gets a little test while taping Jeopardy – [The DW]

Olivia Munn does a sexy shoot for FHM – [Flisted]

All the great things you can do with 40 cents – [Attuworld]

Porn Star saves a fan from going to jail – [Sublime Blog]

Allie Mason is your petite girl next door – [Buge Hoobs]

Barry Bonds’ head has gotten way smaller – [Guyism]

Carmen Electra shaves a guy’s body hair for Arbor day – [Don Chavez]

Check out the latest hottie next door – [Bullzeye]

Lindsey Vuolo was the first openly Jewish playmate – [Heymanhustle]

It’s the celebrity nose job explosion! – [Cityrag]

Adrianna Curry conquers World of Warcraft – [Celebrity Odor]

Click on the photo for 9 reasons to sleep with your buddy’s girl

“Bros before hos” is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but carries little weight in the real world.  The fact is that for most of us, getting laid isn’t as easy as beer commercials would have you believe.  So maybe once in a while you kind of have to break the rules.

More girls you’d break the rules for at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Only a few people know this but back in the day I was a very serious tennis player.  So much so I was training to be a professional.  But unfortunately my love for basketball and my penchant for getting way too nervous got in the way of something that could have been.

I do not regret my decision to quit the sport but I guess it’s one of those “I wonder what would have happened” things.   Wasn’t that a nice little start to this story?

One thing in tennis that I hated was when other players grunted and made noise.  However, you gotta realize that tennis is strenuous and from the stress of it all comes those noises.  But something way less annoying?

The funny faces made from the strain of each shot.  Here’s a nice sample of those faces

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Yes, this is an actual still from a video from the Sunshine State News who caught Republican Florida State Senator Mike Bennett looking at porn on his computer WHILE on the Senate floor.

Sunshine State News reports that it captured video of Sen. Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, “looking at pornographic material on his state-issued computer on the Senate floor.”…

Not OK? Bennett seems to disagree, as he came up with a totally valid reason for the viewing:

Bennett defended his actions, telling Sunshine State News it was an e-mail sent to him by a woman “who happens to be a former court administrator.”

“I was just sitting there, bored as they were debating the abortion bill,” Bennett said.

Damn, and I thought being a blogger was the only job where you could sit around at work at look at porn. And if you’ll excuse me…

Gee what do ya know another friggin WAG in our midst. Well, screw it. I don’t care anymore. I love Russians and Anna Sedokova is no exception.

Sedokova was part of the group Nu Virgos, which she left when she married Valentin Belkevich, a midfielder from the football team FC Dynamo Kyiv. At this time she also became pregnant with her first child, Alina.

And she’s a mom? All the better.  So we’ve got Russian, WAG, Singer, Milf.  Works for me!  More of Sedokova after the jump

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