“Are you sure it’s him?”

“He has a FACE TATTOO!”

“Did you even know he was behind us?”

That’s how I imagine this conversation going when this group of friends discover the best photobomb of all time. Or I suppose they could have approached him on purpose, but I think he charges like $10 for a picture now these days.

The most important question really is, will he be back for The Hangover sequel? He’s like the Neil Patrick Harris to Harold and Kumar of that series!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrvOPdI6VGg

Alright, so it’s not exactly Rainn Wilson (aka Dwight Schrute from The Office) as a child, it’s more his current head pasted on a child’s body, but it’s still terrifying none the less.

I’m not sure why this was made, what the original video is from or how I’ve never seen this before. It’s the most WTF thing I’ve seen all week, and for me, that’s saying something. It’s right up there with that midget baby that scoots around on its ass. 

If anyone would care to shed any more light on this video, let me know, but I’m also content to just let it be shrouded in mystery until the end of time.

I really didn’t know how else to phrase it so “sexy sense of fun” was the best I could come up with.  But think about it.  There are plenty of attractive girls out there.  That much we know.  But how many really attractive girls do you know that are pretty much “awesome” outside of their being hot?  Honestly it’s not too many.

So when you come across a female who is “willing” and by willing I mean totally cool with making fun of herself and exploiting her assets, it’s clearly a girl you want to pursue or hold on to.

I think I’ve been going on way too long here.  Bottom line, check out these girls who I think have a sexy sense of fun…

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There’s a part of me that has plenty of sympathy for famous children out there.  Mainly because most of them will end up drug addicts and have zero clue what to do with their finances.  So you kind of have to blame their parents for lots of the things they run into at a later age.  They’re simply not prepared.

Most of these stars are in fact good kids and they just don’t know any better.  But there are some that just irk me.  Some of them you kind of realize are dicks, and they’ll end up growing up to be adult dicks. And that to me just doesn’t cut it.

You can spot evil children just like you can adults.  And before these kids learn how to fight because they had to train for a movie, I’d rather take them out now at a young age.

Here are six famous teens I’d love to beat up.

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Click on the photo for the hardest working bras out there

We rarely take the time to think about what a magnificent job bras are doing at keeping our favorite boobs safe and out of the way when they’re not in use. And no set of boobs needs more protection than those that have been surgically enhanced to be roughly the size of an overripe pair of watermelons.

More watermelons at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

If Harry Potter were written for middle aged men – [Cracked]

The biggest loser you’ll see all day – [Onequickbeer]

When you need some celebrity skin… – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The 20 funniest fast food signs of all time – [Manofest]

If you’re in need of geeky stuff this is the place – [Majorgeeks]

Check out this very realistic Pee Wee Herman bike – [Coolmaterial]

Very excited to see Betty White on SNL – [The DW]

20 Hot Chicks for Cinco de Mayo – [Regretfulmorning]

Very strange retro video with Beyonce – [OMG Blog]

This is why William Shatner will always be the man – [Attuworld]

Sexy girls party at a St. Louis nightclub – [Inside STL]

Girls who are definitely down to party – [Cavemancircus]

I forgot how amazing hot Ninel Conde is – [Holytaco]

JWOWW is looking quite steller in Miami – [Heymanhustle]

Jade Scarmazzo looks pretty in pink – [Sublime Blog]

Learn the secrets of attracting that special someone – [Bullzeye]

This might be the most terrifying thing ever – [Celebrityodor]

You can never go wrong with Marisa Miller – [Sweatygooch]

Click on the photo for more of Catherine Zeta Jones

It’s amazing how Hollywood stars seem to go in and out of our minds and we just don’t realize it.  I remember when Zorro came out and how hot I though Zeta Jones was.  I feel like I haven’t looked at a picture of her in over 5 years.  Well, she’s still damned hot.

More still damned hot chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Ever find yourself in a pinch to put away your gum?  You’ve been chewing it a while and it’s lost that wonderful flavor you felt when you made your first bite.  Come on people.  You’ve done it.  You know you have.  We’ve all inevitably done the “put the gum under the table” thing.  Either that or put it behind a bathroom stall door, under a sink, etc etc.

And I feel like every time I’ve done this I’ve totally felt like crap about it.  I mean it’s littering and it’s not cool.  I guess I should move to Seattle.  Why?  Well because Seattle has a wall just for that purpose.

This gum wall is one of the grossest yet neatest things I’ve seen in a long time.

Pics after the jump

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When a guy rips a woman out of a wrecked car, he’s usually A) a paramedic or B) about to go to jail. Neither of these were the case however for Valentino Amaro.

[He] told Channel 4 Action News reporter Ari Hait that he met the woman in the same area last night and let her spend the night at his home because she needed a place to stay. But when he woke up to go downtown to his job at the Omni William Penn Hotel, both she and his car were gone, along with his wallet.

So, Amaro said he went back to the area of Centre Avenue where he originally met the woman — and after he had been standing there throughout the day, he eventually saw her drive by in his car.

What to do now? Call the police? Tail her for a while? As Jack Bauer would say, THERE’S NO TIME!

“She drove right by me — thank God the light was red — and I ran over to the car and pulled her right out of the car,” said Amaro.

He said he ran toward the car, and the woman crashed as she tried to get away, so he sprang into action and grabbed her out of the vehicle, not knowing what else to do.

His car has about $2,000 worth of damage on it, but he’s at least glad he got it back. Yet another reason not to trust every girl who wants to come home with you. You might not be able to find her and go all Grand Theft Auto on her ass, and be donw a car for good.

Could that something be the fact that Nicole Marie Lenz began her career in Playboy?  Well good for her.   And what did it lead to?

Shortly after Playboy she was featured in the November issue of W photographed by Mario Sorrenti that same year and subsequently signed with Elite modeling agency before appearing on the cover of GQ as well as men’s magazines Italian Max and Stuff magazine where she was ranked number 94 of the 100 Sexiest Women Of 2007.

So there you go.  If you happen to have Megan Fox quality and allow the world to see you naked then dreams do come true.  Sometimes you gotta love this country.

More of Nicole after the jump

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