Click on the photo for 20 sexy soccer WAGs

In just a couple of weeks, America is about to learn what the rest of the world already knows.  No, not just that soccer is the No. 1 world sport, but more importantly, soccer players attract by far the most gorgeous girlfriends.

More great girlfriends at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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There are some things in this world that I have to think are a waste of time.  I mean I get recycling.   I definitely think it’s important for us to all take part in trying to save the environment.  I understand that the planet is eventually going to explode and wither due to our abuse of its natural resources.

But do we have to make art out of everything?  I don’t know man.  I just don’t see the point in making wacky stuff out of plastic bags.  I guess it kind of looks cool.  Eh, I have nothing.

Check out some interesting objects made from plastic bags after the jump

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A crossword puzzle fan in England discovered the internet the hard way as he looked to an answer for a question. What’s 14 accros, a “wild asian ass”? You can probably see where this is going.

The great-grandad typed “asian ass” into Yahoo’s search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.

But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered “the hottest spicy asian ass you’ll ever see”.

Ex-engineer Jack said: “I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn’t know this sort of stuff existed.”

Who would have possibly imagined?

Also, the answer to his question is “Onager” also known as “Wild Ass Asian.” How exactly did this story get broken to the press?

Yet another piece of pure power coming from England.   I mean what else can you possibly say about that country?  Is there anything?  I’m pretty much all out of ideas.  Maybe Rukhsana can enlighten me.  Actually she’s too busy trying to balance her T’s and jot her I’s on contracts.  According to some site…

Rukhsana is a professional glamour model based in north east England. She enjoys working with both amateur and professional photographers and will travel worldwide for the right work. She has been published in many media outlets including magazines, on internet sites and in advertising.

In other words, she’s just another apple in the barrel of endless busty Brits who torture us Americans.

More of Rukhsana after the jump

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I’m guessing there are many mental disorders in this picture, but I’m not quite sure which to choose from. I would love to say that this guy is just the biggest loser ever, who will never, ever get laid (it’s a physical impossibility with a room like this), but I think there are other options.

I’m hoping that he’s a father who has lost his daughter amidst a pile of stuffed animals he bought her to compensate for never being around. Currently she’s sandwiched between a panda and an elephant.

Or these really are all his, and I weep for his future, or lack thereof.

I sort of forgot Ozzy Osbourne was still alive, as it seemed like he was on death’s door when the Osbournes was filming like eight years ago.

But alive he is, and I have to say, he looks better than ever. I’m not sure what it is, but he looks about ten years young from the last time I saw him, and sounds like drunken mental patient.

Here he is, scaring the hell out of his fans at the Tussad’s Wax museum in New York, which is probably one of the best pranks a celebrity can play

With the advent of stuff like webcams, chatting, social networking and whatever other devices and services you want to mention that make our lives a little less private you can get a real sense of the people that really crave attention.   I mean I think it’s a pretty safe bet when someone has over 2000 Facebook friends that they’re not necessarily friends with 2000 people.

It’s also a safe bet that when you see a profile that has over 1000 pictures that this person kind of enjoys the attention.  In fact I’ll argue that this person will do whatever it is they can to get their asses in front of a camera.

For the purposes of this site I’ve of course chosen females that are attention grabbing “women.”  Enjoy the photos…..

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I’m not really the type of person that gets star struck if I see a celebrity.  I will however say that it’s always kind of cool to see a celebrity at a sporting event.   And here’s why.  If there’s one place in the world where all human beings are equal it’s a sporting event.  You’re all generally rooting for the same team.

Everyone gives a big high five when a crucial basket is made, HR is hit, or touchdown is thrown.  It’s a chance for all of us to be “the same” if only for a few hours.   Plus any time you can see a celebrity be “human” it’s always amusing.

So here is a fun gallery of celebrities at sporting events….

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Click on the photo for more of Rachel

When asked about a sexual experience Rachel said:  “Wow, a couple of them. One guy ALWAYS bought his condoms too big, trying to over compensate? And then they would fall off… awkward.”  Yeah that sounds like it sucks.  Wish it was me who had that with her.

More college girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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A chart the dives into the five types of red head – [Cracked]

the hottest gamer in existence talks about stuff in gaming – [Playboy]

When you need some celebrity skin fixes – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Admit it, this baby sloth video is 100% adorable – [Ace]

People who shouldn’t be allowed to own guns – [Manofest]

Who are the five hottest television hostesses? – [Sexy and Funny]

Old man has a lot of trouble with gas and fire – [Regretfulmorning]

The all time most important inventions – [Attuworld]

The movie version of the horrible BP oil spill – [Heavy]

A great gallery of awesomely hot Latinas – [Cavemancircus]

Gonna bust some caps in some asses – [Atom]

Stacy Keibler still knows how to show off those legs – [Don Chavez]

Some of the best boat names you’ll ever see – [Bannedinhollywood]

A potential replacement for Megan Fox – [Flisted]

A collection of lesser known Pacman ghosts – [Geekologie]

The Sexual innuendo advertisement of the day – [Nedhardy]

The weirdest I’ve ever seen 50 cent look, ever – [Nextround]

Nine things every guy should have in his wallet – [Guyism]

Click on the photo for more of Jenny P

We all know who Jenny P or Jenny Mathis or whatever her name is by now.  She’s a woman that defies all of genetics.  No, they’re not real but come on. . Not too many women can withstand that surgery so we salute you Jenny.

More withstanding women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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