I’m going to go ahead and assume this is an actual sting ray rather than some sort of a boogie board shaped like a sting ray, because that would make this picture way, way more lame. It would just be some guy and a chick with huge boobs, and no one wants that.

Careful man, this is a great photo to be sure, but I’m pretty sure that’s how Steve Irwin died.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY

Usually WTF commercials are just that, WTF and not really much else. This one however, called “Mr. W” is both creepily weird and very effective at the same time.

I won’t ruin it for you, as you’ll slowly catch on as you watch, as Mr. W transforms from obnoxious prick to something else entirely.

One of the things I’m excited about most this month is going to be the acquisition of a car.  I have not owned or leased a car since the year 2002 so needless to say the prospect of not having to take the Long Island Railroad EVER again makes me gitty.   Honestly I don’t really care what kind of car I get as long as I’m going from point A to B safely.

Then again, it would be cool to drive something a little fancy.  You know, the kind of car that I’d have my arm around a really sexy lady in?  Oh don’t worry honey I’m talking about you.  Ummm.

But seriously, you ever notice how awesome a car looks with a sexy hottie behind the wheel?  Actually, not behind the wheel, sitting on seat or sprawling out somewhere in the back is more like it.

Oh you’ll see what I mean after the jump….

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There’s just something about the Spring that gets tensions flaring and reactions at a level that are just a tad “shakier” than they might be in the colder months.  I think it’s the fact that everyone is pumped and excited that sports are underway and that we’ve got a nice four months of outdoor weather ahead of us.

Either that or I’m completely talking out of my ass and representing my own point of view.  I just know that it’s a great time and one where we can really show our true emotions with our favorite sports teams.

But no emotions can match that of some types of fans.  Here are 5 truly awesome sports fan reactions..

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Click on the photo for fine ladies with food

It’s pretty tough to resist a hot chick who has a very big appetite.  That is unless of course you know she’s “refunding” all the food she just ate.  Then you’re just pissing your money away.  But if the picture above is any indication, it’s quite sexy.

More sexy chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

How to ruin an awesome movie with a sequel – [Cracked]

The hottest Mexican actresses, singers, and models – [Brobible]

When you’re in need of celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The funniest cheerleader bloopers of all time – [Manofest]

Lily Tomlin was gay before you were – [OMG Blog]

Funny rejected 100 dollar bill designs – [Collegehumor]

Disneyland video is your nightmare fuel for the day – [The DW]

A nice batch of Scarlett Johansson candid photos – [EgoTV]

How to get the girl who thinks you’re just a friend – [Regretfulmorning]

This is the Asian version of Kim Kardashian – [Cavemancircus]

Senator Mike Bennett loves to view porn – [Attuworld]

Tyra Banks freaks out and pretends to have rabies – [Heavy]

When you need a fix for some geeky stuff – [Majorgeeks]

Cristy Mendivil might be the hottest Mexican out there – [COED Magazine]

Ten of the dumbest robbers you could ever see – [Sweatygooch]

Elizabeth Hurley’s boobs are in charge – [Cityrag]

Heidi Montag is getting even more plastic surgery – [Flisted]

Twenty extraordinarily sexy Corona girls – [Holytaco]

Click on the photo for more Nightmare on Elmstreet Girls

Dating all the way back to 1984 Freddy Krueger has had his share of victims but luckily for us when they come in female form the majority of them are attractive.  And most times you get to see them in very little clothing.  Aren’t horror movies great?

More girls in little clothing at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

As I embark on a new journey in life I will miss the lovely city of New York.  Moving to Long Island will be a good thing but I’m not exactly thrilled about the prospect a A. moving, and B. all the crap that comes along with it.

The crap I’m referring to is buying furniture, decorations, cars, etc etc.  It’s going to be hell.  Yeah I guess some of it is supposed to be fun but let’s face it.  There will be arguments with my wife about style, sizes of stuff, does this go here, blah blah blah.

At some point I’m just gonna say screw it, buy one of these decorative stickers and call it day

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I’ve got to give the man props for trying. Clair Arthur Smith was arrested after he received a $10 check from his bank  while closing his account. Well, he wasn’t arrested for that, but what he did with that tiny check.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office said Clair Arthur Smith, 42, of Cape Coral, received a $10 check from Florida Gulf Bank when he closed his account March 25 and altered the amount to $269,951 before depositing it into his Bank of America account via an ATM April 3, the Fort Myers (Fla.) News-Press reported Wednesday.

WOW. I mean, how do you even attempt going about that? I can see the number part, but the cursive letters? Must have had some wicked skills. But yeah, you’d think you’d try to tone it down a little, maybe changing $10 to $10,000 rather than you know, something that 26,900 times as much, right?

I highly doubt they’ll make a sequel to Catch Me if You Can based on this guys’ life.

Fellas, meet Norell Edalai.  She’s a 22-year-old model from Los Angeles and I have to say I have a very big thing for her.  Think Leighton Meester but much more exotic and “dirty” looking.  Norell I mean that in the strictest of complimentary ways.

According to her model profile Norell is always on time for shoots, very much prides herself on being her own person, and I assume doesn’t do nudes.  Boo.

Check out this background:  Israeli, Egyptian,  Iraqi, and Irish.   Man that rules so hard.

More of Norell after the jump

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