Get ‘em started young.  That’s what I say.

When I look back on Mr. Bean I still can’t figure out whether it’s intended for children or adults.   Granted I definitely laughed at this show as a kid and don’t know should be my answer but you just never know.

I mean Brits probably laugh their asses off at this. Still though, it’s pretty damned childish.

Eh, it’s worth a laugh on a Sunday morning.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  You don’t always need to have a huge rack to impress the hell out of me.  Marielle Jaffe is yet another girl in a long line of not incredibly endowed females who blows me away.  How does she do it?

Well, she’s young.  That always helps.  B.  She has an incredibly seductive faces.  Almost reminds me of some kind of 80s porn actress who will take one look at you and effectively control the rest of your life.  C.  Her body is amazing.

Those legs are phenomenal and when those cowboy boots come out.  Forget it.

More of Marielle after the jump

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You guys hear of the new Kin yet?  Not sure about you but this video is one “different” way of introducing it.   I almost feel like I’m watching To Catch a Predator here but in reality it’s just two nice people who like to “poke” each other.  Jesus can this get any more sexually undertoned?  Honestly I don’t think it’s possible.

Hey, hats off to Microsoft here…I guess.  It’s tough to target the young men out there.  Personally if our main actress were wearing a bikini the whole time this would be way more enticing.

Still though.  Get out there and buy a Kin!

Click on the photo for the hottest LPGA Golfers

I would say as little as ten years ago the LPGA was not even close to being known as something sexy.  Most people affiliated female golfers with butch lesbians and mannish type things.  Never was there sex appeal.  But in the last 5 years?  The sport is definitely changing in a hotter direction.

More hot directions at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The most famous cheating bastard musicians – [Cracked]

The secret mission of the Terminator – [Heavy]

Be prepared to submit to Helena Mattsson’s hotness – [Maxim]

When you need a celebrity slip or two – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out the top nine Iron Man villains – [Ego TV]

America’s hottest college sophomore in Miss Gruber – [Bustedcoverage]

The all new worse fight scene ever – [Manofest]

Guy throws a temper tantrum over hackers – [Doubleviking]

When you’re in need of some geeky stuff go here – [Majorgeeks]

Victoria’s Secret models in pink lingerie – [Usemycomputer]

Twenty one really cool looking treehouses – [DJ Mick]

Girls breasts kept growing after giving birth – [Regretfulmorning]

Really strange things things in El Salvador – [Brobible]

Behind the scenes with Darth Vader on your GPS – [Totally Crap]

Amazing slow motion footage of people at a concert – [The DW]

Total chick flicks disguised as guy movies – [Guyism]

The most awesome bouncer ever – [Cavemancircus]

A bunch of squeamish tequila face girls – [COED Magazine]

The Freedy Krueger Kill index – [Sublime Blog]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Alright kiddies.  You know what time it is.  It’s time for the weekend.  So before you have go scramble out there for a Mother’s day gift you might as well spend that Saturday night trying to saddle up to ladies like this.  Good luck!

More lucky ladies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

When I think about cool old people Betty White and Cloris Leachman are at the top of my list.  Of course this is when you’re talking about cool females.  On the male side of the equation I’d have to go with Hugh Hefner and Jack Nicholson.  I don’t think anyone is even a close second to these two.

But if you take a deep and closer look, there are plenty of cool old people out there.  I for one know I’ll never be one of these people because I’ll be too pissed off all the time, but they’re out there.

Take this woman from China for example.  She may be wrinkled and gray, but I’ll bet she can party.

Her “cool” gallery after the jump

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I love GPS as much as the next guy, but even I know when to give it up and rely on my functioning brain when things seem amiss. These guys? Not so much.

South Korean tourists traveling from Brisbane to Rockhampton had to be rescued from a remote track in a forestry reserve in southeast Queensland after they tried to follow the directions given by their car’s GPS system.

The three followed gravel roads, then dirt roads, then went through a couple of gates, and ended up bogged in a gully in Cordalba State Forest, near Childers.

The men, who did not speak English, ignored danger signs and moved rocks blocking a road, to get to an isolated point that was practically inaccessible, the Bundaberg NewsMail reports.

When their Ford Falcon became bogged the men tried to walk out, further endangering themselves.

They literally moved rocks blocking a road? Come on! And I understand the whole, not speaking English thing, but seriously, aren’t skull and crossbones a “get the hell out of here” symbol in ANY language?

I can already see this being the plot of a new horror movie. The killer reprograms idiot tourists’ GPS so that it takes them right to his secret Australian lair in the outback. Or you know, just tells them to drive straight into the water and save him a mess to clean up.

It’s tough to get much better than a Swedish and Greek combo which is exactly what our dear Helena Paparizou is.  Now I’m not saying she’s got the goods like a Cheryl Tweedy does, but she’s certainly in the same league.  There’s a sexiness about this woman that calls out “Helena, you would completely own me and I wouldn’t mind that at all.”

Helena has sold over 200,000 albums which I assume isn’t all that much considering she’s been doing this for like 10 years.   Then again it really doesn’t matter how many albums you’ve sold when you’re this attractive.

Helena also used to be a model before her singing career began.

More of Paparizou after the jump

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