May 10 2010
Click on the photo for more of Rosie Jones
When you’re talking British females with sizable assets it usually begins and ends with the likes of females like Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder. But in case you aren’t aware, Rosie Jones is every bit as hot as the two I just mentioned. Plus she’s like 20 years old.
More young hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
May 10 2010
Are you one of those people who can get grossed out at the dinner table? I always hear people say stuff like “please, I’m eating” or “do you really want me to throw up right now?” I don’t happen to be one of those people. You could show me a picture of a decapitated head and I’ll continue eating my dinner.
However, for whatever reason there are definitely some things out there than can in fact induce nausea in me. I don’t know why but they just do. One of these things happens to be the thought of or image of really really nasty food.
And having just come from This is Why You’re Fat, I decided to share 10 hamburgers with you that will most certainly make you queasy.
May 10 2010
A woman was outraged this weekend when she opened up her canned pears to find the the extremely evil face you see above smiling back at her. Err, it is smiling right? How is that demonic? It just looks happy to be out of the can.
REGARDLESS, the woman was terrified for her life and also offended, so what to do?
Inspecting the can, she found an 0800 number and called it. That call went through to voicemail and, despite feeling “embarrassed”, she left a message, Mrs McMahon said. She took photos of the pear, posted them to websites, including TV3 and Facebook and listed it on Trade Me before going to bed. Last Monday, her call was returned by a woman from Safeway Traders Ltd in Auckland.
Mrs McMahon said the woman was reluctant to accept the find was genuine, became angry she had “gone public” online with the find, assured her the manufacturing process was automated and there was no way this could have happened.
Forwarding the photos to the woman made her change her tune. On Thursday she received a letter and a $15 voucher.
Shoot, of all the luck. She could have found the Virign Mary in one of her pears, and then her house would have become a tourist attraction, but instead she only got an extremely happy demon, and a $15 voucher for her trouble.
In other news, complaining about anything will get you free stuff. I once emailed Noodles and Company after my soup only had three noodles in it, and they sent me certificates for three free meals. Try it!
May 10 2010
I’ve never used the phrase “Poor Man’s” as a compliment but I have to use it about Zaira Nara. I think she’s kind of a poor man’s Adriana Lima don’t you? And when you’re a poor man’s to anything that hot it obviously puts you in some good territory.
Well it does at least for this sexy model who hails from Argentina. Her only downfall? She digs the soccer players. Though I’ve stated this before. It’s no downfall anymore. Soccer is in man.
Now, question is. If I start following soccer, will I get hot chicks or do I have to be a player? See if I can just talk about it and get chicks then I really really like soccer.
More of Zaira after the jump
May 10 2010
“Quick honey! Grab the kid, the extra-terrestrial-looking dog and the gun! What gun? THE PINK AND GOLD GUN OF COURSE!”
Is that gun really pink, or are my colorblind eyes playing tricks on me? Also, please note the ironic juxtaposition of the peace logo next to the solid gold magazine of that gun. Good lord.
I really, really wish this guy had bent down in the mirror just a little bit more to take this picture, I really want to know what this family looks like as a whole. STOP STARING DOG YOU’RE WEIRDING ME OUT!
May 10 2010
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Well, to be fair, I’m not sure how many hand wash fail videos are actually out there, but this has to be the king of all them if the genre does exist.
It’s from a German TV report about some sort of beer-drinking festival, and leave it to the stupid American to wash his hands in the urinal on live TV. Hasn’t he ever been to a sporting event? They’re all like that there!
Way to do the USA proud man.
May 10 2010
We’re in a new day and age with women’s bodies. I feel like half the women out there are made of 20-30% plastic these days. Or maybe it’s just something in the water? Whatever it is, women are getting “bigger” in the right areas. No, I don’t like when a 100 lb woman has triple E’s but it’s nice to see more prominent cleavage at present time.
And speaking of cleavage on the rise, what the hell is happening over in Japan? I mean clearly when people asked the question “which ethnicity has the smallest bust size?” “Asian” would most certainly be the answer. More so, lots of people might have responded with “Japanese.”
I must say that won’t be the case for long. Every single day a new Japanese hottie comes out who really really comes out. Fellas, if you’re in a pinch for a wife, I highly recommend “Find Her.” You just might bag one of these ladies….
Check out the bust of Japan after the jump
May 10 2010
It happens to the best of us. We’re men. We can’t help it. We try. We try our best to control those times when our little friend wants to peak his head out there. But that’s the amazing thing about our units. Sometimes they have a mind of their own and there’s not a thing in the world we can do about it.
But should we be embarrassed? I mean I know I would get embarrassed but what a world it would be if we didn’t have to feel shame about getting that awkward boner. What a lovely world we’d be in if little poles were outstretched and didn’t care about the consequences.
Unfortunately we live in a horrible society that mocks these natural reaction. They even find it humorous. How dare they?
Well, I find it funny too and here’s a gallery to prove it….
May 10 2010
Click on the photo for an attempt to save a suicide girl
I rescued a young girl from the toxic oil slick of Internet pornography, cleaned her like a tiny otter and allowed her to sleep in my guest room for a night. And just like the otter, she was wild, incapable of understanding my intentions and a biter.
More girls to save at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Madness
It’s the end of the school year hot chicks tribute – [Bustedcoverage]
The 99 Hottest Photos of Scarlett Johansson – [Manofest]
When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
Nine childhood characters that you crushed on – [Regretfulmorning]
Brooke-A-Mania runs wild on Miami beach – [Heymanhustle]
Talk about a kid getting his nut busted…ouch – [Totally Crap]
The internet finally meets the real world – [Atom]
A Harry Potter video you need to watch – [The DW]
The scariest Gary Busey picture of the day – [Celebrity Odor]
Now this is an awesome self defense video – [Sublime Blog]
When a drunk guy meets a fence – [Attuworld]
Justin Bieber fans threaten to kill Kim Kardashian? – [Flisted]
Since when is Lucy Pinder supposed to be dressed? – [Sweatygooch]
Katharine McPhee is still damned sexy – [Holytaco]
Carmen Electra poses with a chair – [Don Chavez]
A collection of hot nurses for nurses day – [COED Magazine]
Mischa Barton is one big pile of poo – [Cityrag]
The featured model of the day to round it out – [Bullzeye]
