May 12 2010
Click on the photo for more of Kaley Cuoco
Actually there’s really only one reason to watch the show but our friends over at Ego TV have been kind of enough to find 32 pictures of the extremely sexy actress. I tell ya I’m not the biggest fan of blonds but I certainly wouldn’t say no to a cup of tea with Kaley.
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The Portfolio
May 12 2010
When I went on my honeymoon in Hawaii I had a chance to drive on a volcano. Isn’t the kind of weird? Like I never really knew that the actual volcano was this incredibly gigantic mass. In fact it was a national park. Usually when you think of volcanoes it’s the lava and the explosions that come to mind.
Unfortunately I didn’t get to see the lava because it would have required some annoying tour and me getting back to my hotel way too late. Still though, it was pretty badass.
I can’t imagine what it must be like for photographers who have to capture volcanoes in action. While it’s obviously dangerous the pictures end up being phenomenal.
Here are 10 I thought you’d enjoy
May 12 2010
No, this isn’t one of those “guy accidentally hits the wrong buttons on his phone in his pocket and the cops come and arrest him stories.” Though those are great too. Rather, Robert Beatty actually called the cops on purpose on himself. Why?
When police arrived on scene, they measured Beatty’s blood alcohol at .20. In Saskatchewan, experienced drivers with a blood alcohol level over .04 can be subject to administrative sanctions while those who blow over .08 can face criminal charges.
Beatty entered the guilty plea to an impaired driving charge in court on Monday.
He said calling the police was the best way to stop something bad from happening.
“I’m completely convinced had I continued driving that night, I would have probably killed somebody,” he said. “I have no doubt in my mind. I was that inebriated that night.”
Look man, I applaud the fact you wanted to do the right thing here, but couldn’t you just have pulled over and slept it off or called a cab? It’s like buying a bag of fertilizer then calling the cops and saying you were planning on blowing up a post office. Just don’t do it and plant some flowers in your yard instead!
May 12 2010
For those of you who haven’t heard of Jennifer Nicole Lee you really need to know who this woman is. First of all she’s been dubbed by many as the hottest MILF on the planet, a distinction that in my eyes is way up there on the hot girl distinction charts.
Second of all there’s this…
Jennifer Nicole Lee is not just a fitness model. She is a high profile leader in the fitness and wellness industry and heavy hitting CEO of her multi-million dollar empire, JNL, Inc.
So we have amazing body, MILF Status, fitness guru and millionaire? I tell ya if there’s anyone in the world to settle down with this Jennifer Nicole Lee has got my vote
May 12 2010
Omar: “Hey Ahmed, hey Ahmed, do you like how that feels? It is like you are one of those western homosexuals! They frequently enjoy rods in their backside. You are like them Ahmed!”
Ahmed: “Stop it! You are the homosexual for doing it!”
Fareed: “Hey you two, stop messing around, you could…”
*BOOOOOOM*
Fareed: “Ah shit. Let’s just call it an infidel airstrike.”
May 12 2010
Call me culturally ignorant, but I was almost positive they didn’t have Christmas in China under the penalty of death, so color me surprised when I heard this Chinese rendition of “Jingle Bells” complete with animated video to match. The Chinese can do a lot of things right, but I have to say their neighbors the Japanese are WAY better at animation than them.
If you don’t speak Chinese, never fear, YouTuber Buffalax is on the case, and has provided his best transcription of what’s actually being said via captions. Or at least what it sounds like.
May 12 2010
It might already be May but come on folks, it’s never too late for a bunny costume is it? Especially when it’s a very attractive female wearing one. Easter may come and go but the allure of sexy women dressing as cute little animals will be in our hearts forever.
Has anyone reading this ever had sex with a woman wearing a bunny costume? If so I’d really like to learn more about the experience. Please explain yourselves in the comment section.
In the meantime, looking at these hotties might just make you want to try some things out with your significant others….
May 12 2010
We’ve all said it. We’ve all thought it. “What if I could just go back to high school?” Not only that. What if you could go back to high school and have the same brain you have now. After having learned so many life lessons and been through so much. Good God can you even imagine how awesome it’d be?
Let’s not even talk about college because that’s a whole different subject. But high school was this time where no one knew about anything. I mean come on. We still had pimples and were figuring out the best ways to masturbate. We didn’t know shit.
But now? I’d love just one more shot to get my ass back there.
Here are five things I’d do differently if in high school with the brain I have now….
May 12 2010
Click on the photo to see why being attractive isn’t worth it
Most people would kill to be attractive but sometimes it isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. There are tons of disadvantages to being better looking than other people and thankfully there’s a great graph to prove this theory.
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The Wash
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1000 Things you don’t know about women – [Ace]
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