Alright, I will be the first to admit that this looks like a ton of fun actually, but I also have to say that this is probably the least safe thing I’ve ever seen, and if you don’t cut yourself on the metal and die of a infection from the dirty pond, you’ll probably put too much weight on the tractor and it will topple over crushing your friend who just jumped off and ruining your tractor in the process.

But hey, it makes for one great picture!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQdTgkY321s

Well damn, I might not agree with anything this guy’s saying, but the way he’s saying it sure as hell makes me want to vote for Dale Peterson for Agricultural commissioner of Alabama. I didn’t even know that position required you to run campaign ads, but OK.

Dale promises to kick ass and take names and reminds you he’s a Republican the exact moment he brandishes a rifle in the ad. He also belittles his opponent for stealing his yard signs and updating his Facebook page with stupid shit.

I don’t know nothin’ ’bout Alabama agriculture, but god damn YOU TELL ‘EM DALE!

We’ve all seen shows or have heard about the famous Dennis Hof Bunny Ranch (link is semi NSFW).   Seems like such a lovely life for the ladies doesn’t it?  Who the hell knows what documentaries really show and don’t show.  I mean I’m sure there are tons of cases of violence and crap we don’t see.

But dammit if they don’t make it seem like these girls all make over a grand a day and just have a fantastic time.  What the hell?    There’s just no way.  Still though, knowing I’ll never go to one of these places it’s intriguing to see the lives these women lead.

Good thing for these photos we can somewhat get a glimpse of “life at the ranch.”

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There are some males out there that simply don’t give a shit.  I mean they don’t care what they look like, what people say, or even how they feel.  These are truly liberated dudes and in some respects people to look up to.  But for the rest of us guys, most of us actually do care (whether we like to admit it or not).

And by caring I refer to giving a damn about one’s social status in the world, ability to get women, being good at sports, you know, guy stuff.  The drawback to “caring” is that you get super sensitive if one of these areas is tainted or your abilities in these areas are questioned.

That being said, if you really want to get at a guy’s goat, here are five simple things you can mention to him that will definitely piss him off (whether he admits it or not)….

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Click on the photo for girls with awesome T-shirts

It’s always refreshing to see a sexy girl dressed in simple attire. Clothed in nothing fancy, no 4″ stilettos or low cut blouses, these girls not only prove that t-shirts can be sexy, but also that they have a sense of humor.

More sexy senses of humor at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

5 Things from the 90s we should have back – [Cracked]

Twenty hot girls that are smarter than you – [Heavy]

Collien Fernandes can’t get any sexier if she tried – [Extramustard]

When you need some celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The best cheerleader gallery you’ll see all day – [700wlw]

Playboy visits the University of Texas – [Playboy]

Celebrities caught staring at Laker Girls – [Manofest]

Sarah Shahi is back and with new enhancements! – [NS4W]

This is not a car you want to mess with – [Attuworld]

The sexiest female terminators you’ll ever see – [Izismile]

When Star Wars shows up in odd places – [Cavemancircus]

It’s quite alright to hate on gigantic millionaires – [Atom]

How to introduce your girlfriend to porn – [COED Magazine]

By far the sexiest way to learn CPR – [Regretfulmorning]

How about a little smile in your coffee? – [Ace]

A bunch of stars gather to sing “Don’t Stop Believin” – [OMG Blog]

Stacey Keibler delights the paparazzi in Beverly Hills – [Heymanhustle]

Kathi Lee goes without makeup and I don’t like it – [Celebrityodor]

Seven total chick flicks disguised as guy movies – [Nedhardy]

And you thought you had a bad job – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for more body shot babes

There’s no more satisfying feeling in the world than knowing that you reached humpday and that there are only two more days left in your miserable work week.  Unfortunately we’re not nearly there yet.  But hey, drunk chicks are always fun!

More chicks you’ll dig at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Given that I’m sitting at this computer for a good 12-13 hours every single day it’s kind of odd to imagine others sitting at their computers.  I mean I guess I could just go on Chatroulette and see other people’s setups but there’s a loneliness to this life that doesn’t lend itself to amusement that often.

But when you think of other “creatures” doing their work on a computer it kind of brings a smile to your face.

Here are 10 animals working hard at their computers

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Alan Samson is running for the mayor of Crestview, Florida, but his campaign has recently been derailed by charges of possession of narcotics and narcotics equipment. But it’s OK, because he’s totally being set up!

Sampson, who was charged March 21 with marijuana possession and possession of narcotics equipment, told deputies someone planted the rolling papers in his home.

“I don’t know if someone was trying to leave me a message or if it was some of the kids in the neighborhood,” Sampson said.

Sampson told responding deputies he was running for mayor and that he has made enemies because of campaign promises.

“Mr. Sampson advised he believes the rolling papers have been planted in his home to get him into trouble,” deputies reported.

Police did find screens slashed in his house, but it’s entirely possible that Samson did that himself, as the “burglars” didn’t take anything from his house when they broke in. Hm. What do you call a burglar who actually GIVES you something anyway?

Read the full article here. What do you think, is he guilty or a patsy?

I don’t normally travel up north to find the hotties that go in this section but hiking up to Vancouver was well worth it in checking out Sarah Mutch.

For those that don’t know Sarah, by the age of 14 she was living in New York shooting for Vogue, Cosmo, and Elle.  Most recently Sarah is known as being a Guess Girl. She has also made appearances in television shows such as Smallville, Jake 2.0 and Supernatural as well as an appearance in the 2008 film The Seamstress.

Movie idea:  just a bunch of women in lingerie sewing the entire movie.  Am I genius or what?  I guess “what” would be the proper response.

More of Mutch after the jump

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