Frankly I’m surprised it took this look for a picture like this to come out, as that’s been Tiger’s signature “win” pose for a while now. Add in a girl (who is hotter than any of Tiger’s hookers, strippers, porn stars by the way) and you’ve got yourself a classic moment made into an entirely different classic moment.

I’m not sure if this would be better or worse if instead of a hot girl bending over, it was actually a chubby dude making the same face as Tiger. Someone please get on that for comparison’s sake.

I’m not sure what this show was actually called, but I can’t imagine it survived more than one airing before parents called in and said they didn’t think pedophilia was a great theme for after school kids shows.

Old men, kids, leotards and yoga reallllly shouldn’t go together, and I’m going to even try to avoid the joke about him teaching the kids with the help of a giant cock. You know, the bird?

From a minute ten to two minutes is perhaps the creepiest thing that’s ever aired on TV, please someone write in and tell me this is all just a big practical joke and a viral video for something.

It’s officially warm out now and I’m officially in the process of buying a car.  So I’m officially in hot girl car washing mode.  I mean what the hell else could be on my mind?  First thing I do when I get this car is find the nearest sorority carwash.  It’s just that simple.

Other than that?  Go to the carwash, then drive around in mud so I need my car cleaned again.  That’s about all I got for today.  My mind is mush from gathering all these photos.

More sexy carwash girls after the jump

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Look I’m not gonna lie.  I think for the most part soccer players having the reputation as being “fakers” is somewhat true.  Out of all the sports in the world you see a hell of a lot more bullshit lay downs in soccer than anything else.  Hell I played soccer and dudes will do whatever they can to induce penalty kicks, yellow cards, and whatever other advantages they can by seeming hurt.

However, that doesn’t mean I don’t recognize that soccer players have to be in tremendous shape and that the sport is incredibly grueling.   So much so that soccer, like any other sport, has its share of horrendous injuries.

Be prepared to grimace when you look at these photos….

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Click on the photo for six absurd gender stereotypes

If you’ve watched bad stand-up or beer commercials or listened to awful morning drive time radio DJs (Science has yet to prove the existence of any other type) you know about all of the supposed differences between men and women.
More great women stereotypes at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The twenty worst Myspace pictures of the week – [Heavy]

Gisele Bundchen does a lingerie shoot for charity – [Totally Crap]

When you need your celebrity skin fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The 25 greatest Youtube videos of all time – [Manofest]

A wonderful gallery of hot girls in hot tubs – [EgoTV]

I’m looking to buy some disguised weapons – [Regretfulmorning]

Check out the Miss 2010 USA contestants in lingerie – [Bugehoobs]

Have you ever seen Pulp Fiction hockey? – [Attuworld]

What happens when you O.D. on Viagra? – [Flisted]

Newscast in New Orleans asks very important question – [Sublimeblog]

Turns out our new Miss USA did a stripper contest in ’07 – [NS4W]

Celebrities separated by six STDs – [Cityrag]

A montage of awesome manliness – [Atom]

Now this is an awesome news blooper – [OMG Blog]

A gallery of really really bad parenting – [Nedhardy]

What will happen after watching Robin Hood – [Holytaco]

Alessandra Ambrosio shows off the great legs – [Don Chavez]

Five awesome Maury Povich moments – [Celebrityodor]

Click on the photo for Maxim’s best hand bras

It’s one of the best “natural” inventions in the universe: the hand bra.  So simple yet so sexy and useful.  Useful because it’s really really easy to get a girl to move her hands.   I just wish more women would wear the hand bra to work.  Oh well.

More hand bra hopefuls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

In the word of underground animal fighting I’ve really only heard of cockfighting and dog fighting as the preeminent attractions.  Little did I know there was a place called Safari World in Bangkok that features another type of animal fighting:  kickboxing orangutans.

OK but at least this sport isn’t all about animal cruelty.  It’s just about humor.  They dress up these poor animals in kickboxing gear, even have orangutan ring girls, and the trainers yell at the animals to try and get them to fight.

I mean it’s sort of cute but definitely a little douchey.  Still though, the pictures are a riot….

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It’s one of those things that you think of as a kid, but then you grow up and forget all about it. Well, fortunately, some people never grow up, like the Brits who decided to cross an entire five mile across lake in an inflatable bouncy castle.

Trainee solicitor Jack Watkins, 25, and engineers Chris Hayes, 24, and Dave Sibley, 25, all from Clapham, south London, are now the first ’sailors’ to cross the lake on such a vessel. [Ed- You don't say.] “Great Britain has such a great tradition as a seafaring nation and we really feel we have played no role at all in adding to this,” admitted intrepid waterman Mr Hayes.

What does this look like exactly? I’ve posted a video after the jump where the men interrupt an international sailing regatta while on their mission. It’s pretty awesome.

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Honestly I know very little about this particular Jessie James.  This one is much sexier and didn’t cheat on Sandra Bullock.  This Jessie James is a 22-Year-Old country singer who is unbelievably attractive.   She gained serious notoriety for her single “Wanted” about a year ago and now seems to be embracing her sexiness.

James has done a shoot for Maxim and if you look hard enough there’s just great sexy photos of her lurking around everywhere.  She looks like the type that’s very comfortable in her own skin and I dig that about her.

Luckily you don’t really have to search because I have nice little gallery of her after the jump

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