A crossword puzzle fan in England discovered the internet the hard way as he looked to an answer for a question. What’s 14 accros, a “wild asian ass”? You can probably see where this is going.

The great-grandad typed “asian ass” into Yahoo’s search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.

But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered “the hottest spicy asian ass you’ll ever see”.

Ex-engineer Jack said: “I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn’t know this sort of stuff existed.”

Who would have possibly imagined?

Also, the answer to his question is “Onager” also known as “Wild Ass Asian.” How exactly did this story get broken to the press?