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May 27 2010

Sack Tapping is Fun and Games Until Someone Loses One

Published by at 2:00 pm under Oddly Enough

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First kids are shooting vodka in their eyeballs, and now they’re disabling each other nuts? Sure, everyone has a few experiences with sack tapping growing up ,but it’s called “sack tapping” for a reason, not “sack mauling.”

“One o’clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain,” recalls Christy Gibbons, David’s mom. Not long after, David was in surgery at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Brainerd having his right testicle removed.

“This may be called a game, but it’s not a game. It’s dangerous and it needs to stop,” said Christy.

He literally LOST A NUT from sack tapping, holy crap, if there was ever a reason for a high school shooting, I would think that would inspire it. That’s really something you can’t get back.

The doctors say he can still have kids though, so you know, silver lining and all that. I think the other kids show be tied to a chair and James Bond-ed in Casino Royale.





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2 responses so far

  • Rick

    We called in “squirrling” when I was a kid 50 years ago. Hurt just as bad then.

  • David

    That’s what happens for un-experienced players..
    You can kick the sack without defending yours.

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