Being raised Presbyterian, I can tell you all about the church’s moves toward trying to be “cool” to appeal to the youth. We got video projects, flashing lights, electric guitars and such, in order to get kids down with G-O-D.

Well, this church has clearly taken it one or two or three steps further, renaming itself from presumably Our Lady of Miserble Sorrows to “Awesome Church.” What happens inside the Awesome Church? I’m not sure, but I predict it involves circus shows, heavy metal and skateboarding.

Fun fact, did you know the Bible invented the word awesome? Is that true? I have no idea, but I do remember signing “our God is an awesome God” in Sunday school two decades ago.