May 26 2010
Being raised Presbyterian, I can tell you all about the churchâ€™s moves toward trying to be â€œcoolâ€ to appeal to the youth. We got video projects, flashing lights, electric guitars and such, in order to get kids down with G-O-D.
Well, this church has clearly taken it one or two or three steps further, renaming itself from presumably Our Lady of Miserble Sorrows to â€œAwesome Church.â€ What happens inside the Awesome Church? Iâ€™m not sure, but I predict it involves circus shows, heavy metal and skateboarding.
Fun fact, did you know the Bible invented the word awesome? Is that true? I have no idea, but I do remember signing â€œour God is an awesome Godâ€ in Sunday school two decades ago.
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