May 25 2010
Yes, my title just sounds like I’m throwing random words together to form a headline, but I promise you I’m not. This really happened, and it’s most definitely the most WTF thing you’ll hear about all day.
BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. — The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.
The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report “there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America’s were asked to go outside for a possible identification.” The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station.
Holy crap, this is the greatest news story I’ve ever heard. Sorry uh, you know, the woman got groped, but good lord, all this AND a burrito down the pants? Are you kidding me?
This definitely needs to be the plot of the upcoming Captain America movie.
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