Why is this man pretending to walk a stuffed dog smoking a cigar? I don’t know, but I certainly would vote for him for whatever political office he’s running for.

What? He’s not running for anything? He’s just a crazy person who likes wearing red white and blue? Well, I’d still grab a beer with him in any case.

I really thought of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when I first saw that little cigar chomping guy there.