Um, let’s call it five minutes in the box for gang-rape? And people call rugby the most homoerotic sport.

Just kidding, I do love hockey as outside of rugby, it’s the most violent sport out there. I guess homoeroticism and violence go together.  But seriously, in what other sport is straight-up fist fighting grounds for a few minute penalty rather than a multi-game suspension? And then there’s the acts of sodomy like you see here? What other sport has that?

Err, I think that’s probably happened in pro football a few times by accident.