I’m not sure what this show was actually called, but I can’t imagine it survived more than one airing before parents called in and said they didn’t think pedophilia was a great theme for after school kids shows.

Old men, kids, leotards and yoga reallllly shouldn’t go together, and I’m going to even try to avoid the joke about him teaching the kids with the help of a giant cock. You know, the bird?

From a minute ten to two minutes is perhaps the creepiest thing that’s ever aired on TV, please someone write in and tell me this is all just a big practical joke and a viral video for something.