May 17 2010
Alan Samson is running for the mayor of Crestview, Florida, but his campaign has recently been derailed by charges of possession of narcotics and narcotics equipment. But it’s OK, because he’s totally being set up!
Sampson, who was charged March 21 with marijuana possession and possession of narcotics equipment, told deputies someone planted the rolling papers in his home.
“I don’t know if someone was trying to leave me a message or if it was some of the kids in the neighborhood,” Sampson said.
Sampson told responding deputies he was running for mayor and that he has made enemies because of campaign promises.
“Mr. Sampson advised he believes the rolling papers have been planted in his home to get him into trouble,” deputies reported.
Police did find screens slashed in his house, but it’s entirely possible that Samson did that himself, as the “burglars” didn’t take anything from his house when they broke in. Hm. What do you call a burglar who actually GIVES you something anyway?
Read the full article here. What do you think, is he guilty or a patsy?
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