May 05 2010
When a guy rips a woman out of a wrecked car, he’s usually A) a paramedic or B) about to go to jail. Neither of these were the case however for Valentino Amaro.
[He] told Channel 4 Action News reporter Ari Hait that he met the woman in the same area last night and let her spend the night at his home because she needed a place to stay. But when he woke up to go downtown to his job at the Omni William Penn Hotel, both she and his car were gone, along with his wallet.
So, Amaro said he went back to the area of Centre Avenue where he originally met the woman — and after he had been standing there throughout the day, he eventually saw her drive by in his car.
What to do now? Call the police? Tail her for a while? As Jack Bauer would say, THERE’S NO TIME!
“She drove right by me — thank God the light was red — and I ran over to the car and pulled her right out of the car,” said Amaro.
He said he ran toward the car, and the woman crashed as she tried to get away, so he sprang into action and grabbed her out of the vehicle, not knowing what else to do.
His car has about $2,000 worth of damage on it, but he’s at least glad he got it back. Yet another reason not to trust every girl who wants to come home with you. You might not be able to find her and go all Grand Theft Auto on her ass, and be donw a car for good.
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