This might just be the most terrifying costume I’ve ever seen, and even worse, it’s protesting one of the core tenants of almost every celebrity gossip blog out there. What are we to do if pictures of Kim Kardashian’s camel toe are banned nationwide?

What kind of event is this? Is this the main reason people are gathered in the hall? And how is camel toe frowned upon, but sexy belly dancer outfits reign supreme? That seems rather hypocritical to me, I mean, don’t half those outfits come with nipple tassles?

Anyway, can I be invited to the next one of these?