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May 31 2010

Fleet Week Foxes Lead the P.M. Portfolio

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Sexy Sailor

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Last week marked the beginning of New York’s Fleet Week 2010 so it’s natural that someone would put a hot girl spin on it.  Luckily for you the fellas at COED Magazine did a nice compilation of sexy sailor chicks.  Isn’t that nice?

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The Portfolio

End of Year Daisy Dukes Hot Girls Gut Wendy Latina Lawrence Montag

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May 31 2010

She’s Uncoachable: All American Looker Wendy Cain

Published by under She's Uncoachable

Wendy Cain

When I first looked at Wendy Cain all I thought was “certain blonds make cowboy boots look fantastic.”  And I must say that Wendy does the cowboy boot look right.  But then I got a look at her Myspace Profile and read this little tidbit.

I Hate people who think they are “hella bay” when they live in sac and have always lived in sac, Sacramento is not the bay!!!! also, people who talk themselves up to be something they are totally NOT! talking about all the ppl they know, or what they can do, if you gotta talk so much we all know its BS

Ugh. Really?  While Wendy, you are hella attractive I have a problem with these scribblings.  Just another Myspace Spring break girl?  Actually, what the hell is wrong with that?  Wendy, you’re a star.

More of Ms. Cain after the jump

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May 31 2010

The Worst Hotel on the Planet?

Published by under Oddly Enough,Pictures

Zero Star Hotel

I had no idea that there were actually zero star hotels out there.  I mean I thought that one star was bad enough.  Personally I prefer to never stay in anything less than a three star.  Not because I’m some rich ass but because I know that the way I keep my own place is kind of between a 3 and a 5 depending on what day it is.

So to know there are zero’s out there?  Wow.  The Chinese should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this place to open.  Unfortunately I don’t know the name of it but perhaps that’s a good thing.

This might be one of the worst hotels in the world……

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May 31 2010

20 Great T-Shirts For Females

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

Girls T-Shirts

Nothing sends off a perfect message like a great T-Shirt don’t you think? I mean how often do you pass someone on the street and think to yourself, “man that was an awesome T-Shirt?”  I know I don’t often enough and honestly I would like to.  Hell I’d like to be the guy who people say always wears awesome T-Shirts.

And while guys can have great shirts, it’s really the females that should be embracing appropriate and great messaged T-Shirts.  Unfortunately not enough females have a sense of humor about themselves that would allow them to impress those folks walking by them on the street.

These chicks however, do possess that sense of humor.  Check out these 20 great T-Shirts for females

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May 31 2010

Five Sports Terms That Make Zero Sense

Published by under Sports


There are only so many great sports announcers out there and the one thing I’ve noticed is that they rarely make a huge effort to sound “different.”  What I mean is that sure, they have their catch phrases but generally their voices carry the broadcast enough and they don’t have to do anything special to woo us.

Unfortunately not all sports announcers are great and in this day and age I feel like the effort is just a little too much for my taste.   And given this lack of talent I think some guys go out of their way to say plenty of things that make zero sense.

For some reason words and phrases having zero to do with sports have made their way into mainstream dialect and it’s pissing me off.  Here are five sports terms that are just plain moronic.

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May 31 2010

Monday’s Madness: Creepy Sex Scenes in Comics, Hottest World Cup WAGs, and Movies by the Numbers

Published by under Monday Madness


Click on the photo for creepy sex scenes in comics

If there’s anyone who knows how to handle sex in a mature and tasteful way, well, it’s not comic book writers.  When they try to take on the subject things get awkward, at best. At worst, you get something that leaves you shaking your head staring at a wall for hours.

More girls to make you stare at Uncoached’s Facebook page

The Madness

The 50 Hottest World cup WAGs of all time – [Bleacherreport]

Movies by the numbers:  One to a million – [Maxim]

The best photobomb picture you’ll see this week – [The DW]

Celebrities are slipping all over the place – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A collection of forty funny condom ads – [Ego TV]

Just so you know, this is NOT hand soap – [Sexy and Funny]

Twenty five horribly sexist vintage ads – [Icanhasinternets]

The most tattooed woman in the world flaunts it – [Attuworld]

The 10 hottest female soliders in movie history – [Manofest]

The funniest FedEx commercial you’ll see today – [Regretfulmorning]

Kelly Brook’s Reebox “ass” commercial is awesome – [Sublime Blog]

With a name like Flavia you know she’ll be hot – [Bugehoobs]

Who are the 20 hottest ring girls out there? – [Heavy]

The cashier is the one and only right choice – [Atom]

A weird but sexy gallery of Christina Aguilera – [Cityrag]

Adrianne Curry doesn’t like Kendra’s sex tape – [Flisted]

I forgot how incredibly hot Lucy Becker is – [Gunaxin]

Julie Benz just sporting a bra on her lame show – [Don Chavez]

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May 30 2010

The Ultimate Douchebag

Published by under Pictures


I’ve done posts on tools before.  You’ve all seen posts on tools before.  There’s the guido guy that does ‘roids and has orange skin. Then there’s the skinny annoying brat with terribly styled hair and makes those tough faces with the lips.

This guy right here?  He’s in a league of his own.  He’s got Oompa Loompa/Skinny Douche/Bi Experimentation written all over him.

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May 30 2010

Your WTF Video of the Week: Illegal Drugs

Published by under Video,Video of the Day

Don’t ask.  I have no idea.  I will never have an idea.  This is absolutely worthless.

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May 29 2010

Sexy Saturday: Plus Sized Model Ashley Graham

Published by under Sexy Saturday,She's Uncoachable

Ashley Graham

Do you guys remember back in April when there was this controversy over a Lane Bryant ad being aired on Television?  FOX asked for the ad to be re-edited three times because it had too much cleavage.  P.S. it was to be aired during American Idol.  It ended up being showed in like the last 10 minutes and it was bullshit.

Too much cleavage?  Who cares?  P.S. said model who was in this commercial is Ashley Graham.  Oh and one more P.S. if Ashley didn’t have big boobs we wouldn’t even be having this discussion.  I like a little meat on ‘dem bones from time to time.  And Ashley certain qualifies.

More of Ashley after the jump

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May 29 2010

The Weekend Wash: Women and the Outdoors, Misleading Movie Posters, and The End of the School Year

Published by under Weekend Wash


Click on the photo for more women of the outdoors

Well, I doubt anyone is actually reading this given it’s Memorial Day weekend.  I do hope you’re all having a good time and if by chance you are able to get with any women like that above then God bless you…and I also hate you.

More women like I like at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Fifteen of the most grossly misleading movie posters – [Cracked]

Crazy end of school year party in Russia – [Izismile]

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima sandwiching – [Bustedcoverage]

When you need a fix of celebrity skin.. – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Chris Klein and his embarrassing movie auditions – [Doubleviking]

A collection of seriously creepy van paintings – [EgoTV]

The sexiest detergent on the planet – [Sexy and Funny]

Electric car travels 623 miles on a single charge – [Pedal to the Metal]

David Arquette gets his ass kicked by an angry fan – [Nedhardy]

Check out the looks of Mexican Cantina women – [DJ Mick]

Kids that are only two are allowed to smoke cigarettes – [Attuworld]

The best safe sex demonstration you’ll see all day – [Sublime Blog]

She’s fallen and she can’t get up – [Manofest]

Top ten unanswered questions from LOST – [Heavy]

Anyone else here motivated by sexual sadism? – [Ace]

Groupies are the reason you need to be a rockstar – [Cavemancircus]

25 inappropriate motivational posters – [Regretfulmorning]

Watch this video, I promise you won’t regret it – [The DW]

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