I’m told this is a commercial for something, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out what. I’m more worried about what viewing this is going to do to my dreams tonight, as my head will be filled with visions of the post-apocalypse, where everyone’s hair has genetically mutated to start clapping.

It really is amazing how many of these kind of videos I can find from Japan, and STILL be surprised each and every time at the absurdity that populates that country. It’s like if David Lynch and Pikachu had a baby, that would be the creature that designs these types of commercials.

As we progress into new ages and times we are constantly looking to evolve.  And by evolve I don’t just mean as humans and our race, I am referring to the ways in which we express ourselves.  Let’s take women and bras for example.  Sure back in the 20s, 30s, 50s, hell 80s it was the “regular” bra that help up the majority of women’s chests.

But then came the “push up bra.”  Then came the wireless push up bra.  And now?  Now there’s all kinds of bras.  Some women use vegetables.  Some women use vinyl.  It’s amazing how much we can squeeze (pun intended) out of this little (in some cases big) surface area.

The latest?  Women are using hand bras.  Yup, they just pose topless and cover up with their hands.  But what I would call the push up bras for hand bras is the “elbow” or “forearm” bra which is like a hand bra but it pushes up.  It’s glorious and I’m spending way too much time on it.

Enjoy the gallery after the jump

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Notice the wedding ring on her finger?  Dirty

Just by looking at the picture above you’re already screwed.  If an image like that gets to you (which is sure as hell does me) then your chances of going a day without looking at some form of internet porn are about 0.   Internet porn is very much like a drug.  You have a relationship with it and tell yourself you can quit at anytime.

But then a simple image like this will trigger those hormones and you’re off to the races.  It happens to me.  It happens to you and it will happen again.  There are times I hate myself and want to get rid of this porn.  And clearly there are times I embrace it.

However, what if you really really wanted to kick the porn bucket?  Is there any way to do it?  I’ve come up with five ways, possibly the only ways to quit internet porn….

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Click on the photo for the sexiest movie catfights

The only thing better than watching two girls fight is wrestling with a hot brunette girl who’s wearing glasses and covered in baby oil on king-sized bed made out of a real gigantic grilled cheese sandwich that you can both eat while you wrestle.

More girls you want to wrestle at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Crazy tattoos in tribute to various superheroes – [Funtasticus]

The most needlessly sexual Asian TV ads – [Cracked]

A realistic look at Robocop today – [The DW]

When you’re in need of a celebrity “slip” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Top 200 Must have movies for the man cave – [Brobible]

The kinds of pictures that make you want to be alone – [Cavemancircus]

The most entertaining video of the week – [Nedhardy]

Pictures of twenty celebrities smoking you know what – [Cityrag]

Laura Michelle Prestin might have the best body ever – [Sublime Blog]

This is not exactly the smartest ex wife out there – [Attuworld]

I mean any time you have Miranda Kerr it’s a good thing – [Heymanhustle]

The 10 worst wives and girlfriends in literature – [Guyism]

Check out the celebrity sex addiction timeline – [Linkiest]

Who is the world’s sexiest pot smoker? – [COED Magazine]

Men with monotone voices get laid more – [Flisted]

Amanda Olson looks just dandy in a bikini – [HGOM]

The twenty hottest Cosplay girls out there – [Heavy]

Bacon pancakes might actually be pretty good – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for five questions with Alyssa Milano

Anyone who grew up in the ’80s has a soft spot for Alyssa Milano. The Who’s the Boss star and Dodgers fanatic has a new sitcom, Romantically Challenged.  And recently she took the time out to speak to Sports Illustrated.

My soft spots are at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

If there’s one thing I’m a pretty big fan of it’s great photography.  I love cool pictures of things like oceans, mountains, sunsets, etc etc.  When a picture is taken right it’s a fantastic site to behold.

Another cool form of photography is not just taking pictures of scenery but rather creating your own scenes.  Some people creative utter stupidity but some come up with brilliant ideas.

I happen to think the food concept transformed into scenic pictures is an awesome one.  And if you like the photo above you’ll love the next 7 awesome landscapes created by food…

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Many of you have probably seen the above video, which is widely regarded on the internet as the worst parking job ever captured on film. But if you haven’t, you absolutely must watch it, as you’ll never mix up the gas and brake again.

But it wasn’t just a funny accident, it was a crime, because the woman drove away without reporting the mishap. I can only imagine what it must have been like for the other two car owners to walk out and see tire tracks on their shattered windshields.

But the long arm of the law finally caught up with Tripta Kaushal, the 67 year old woman who caused the damage (please hold all old driver and women driver jokes until the end of the article), and she’s being forced to atone for her sins.

“Kaushal pleaded guilty Tuesday to a charge of failing to report, and was given a $500 fine and ordered to pay restitution to the two victims whose vehicles she damaged. She was also given six months probation and is restricted from driving between the hours of 7 p.m. and 7 a.m.”

I would have restricted her from driving between 7 PM and 7PM, meaning always, but I guess that’s just me.

Let me just preface this all by saying some things in life aren’t fair.  Tina Wallman is one of those things.

With her dark features and alluring looks can make any man turn around. Tina Wallman was for a long time the hottest poker model of poker.com.

Tina Wallman currently became a sought-after asset in the poker industry. She was named as the spokesmodel for the online poker site CarbonPoker.com and can be seen in the forum where players can ask a questions.

Oh and I forgot the best part.  Tina was raised in Sydney, Australia.  How in the hell have I not heard of her before?  This is truly unacceptable.  Well at least I’m seeing her now and I’m quite pleased about it.

More of Tina after the jump

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I’m not precisely sure what led to this rather fabulous picture of McCain posing next to a guy in a pig suit, but I’m thoroughly satisfied with the end result. Touring a bacon factory? Scouting his next VP candidate? I’m not quite sure.

But really, I got to thinking about the guy IN the suit. How would you like it if you finally got your picture taken with someone relatively famous, only you’re in a damn PIG SUIT. “No guys, it’s really me, I swear!” “Sure Bobby, whatever.” “F***!”

Man, now I really want bacon, where none exists in my fridge. Also, after seeing this picture earlier today, there’s something I want to try…