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is a rare clip of Sandra Bullock winning an award in Germany (Bambi Awards) and her speech is all in fluent, very good German. Very interesting and cool.  Wow, maybe she’s into weird German things.  Her stock just went way up.

Folks, I’m not even remotely joking when I say that I’m about to run a marathon today.  And Renata Iwanski is my motivation.  Yes, looking at these pictures has given me the strength needed to run 26 miles.  And no, I have not had any “alone” time today.

I’m saving up all of this sexually frustrated energy to take it out on my wife, 6 months after I recover from this marathon.  God I can’t wait until this thing is over with.

In the meantime, good God you guys need to look at these pictures

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And here we are again folks.  It’s weekend time.  It’s time for all of you sad saps out there to go out and find that special someone.  Or at least make an attempt to find someone for the evening.  Good luck guys.  Just go get ‘em drunk.

More drunk chances at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The hotteset NCAA vollyeballer in the land – [Bustedcoverage]

15 Unintentionally perverted toys for children – [Cracked]

Twenty two awesomely inappropriate comics – [Maxim]

Videos that show how much Russians love Vodka – [DJ Mick]

If you’re looking for celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The Twenty hottest celebrity cougars – [Heavy]

The best passed out beer pyramid of all time – [The DW]

Seven Kids who could easily kick your ass – [Holytaco]

Sexy girls engaged in geeky activities – [Cavemancircus]

Moron wearing a female shirt holds his rifle wrong – [Linkiest]

A tribute to “doing it wrong” on television – [Attuworld]

Christian’s need better representatives than these – [Nedhardy]

A tribute to all of the amazing underboobs of 2010 – [COED Magazine]

Easily the coolest tree you’ll ever see – [Brobible]

I can’t believe this picture of Tori Spelling, I really can’t – [OMG Blog]

This is how the internet demands flash – [Atom]

It’s the Cinco face time party snoozer! – [Sublime Blog]

The Twenty Five best redneck weddings – [Collegehumor]

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It’s pretty obvious who’s holding the smokin’ aces when playing poker with Brandi Williams, (hint: it’s her!) The Ultimate Poker Challenge host isn’t only crafty with the cards, but she’s also pretty sexy.  Show me those aces!

More aces type girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Seeing a car crash in a NASCAR race is kind of expected.  It’s sick to think about it but honestly how many people actually attend these races to witness the skill of these drivers for 3 plus hours.  Trust me, I’ve been to a NASCAR race and it absolutely sucks.  Well that is until someone crashes.

But motorcycles on the other hand.  I’m not sure I’d ever want to go to one of those races to see a crash.  There’s just too little protection and it’s damned freaky seeing someone get thrown from their bikes.

But LIFE captured some crazy moments in motorcycle crashes, 10 of which are below

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Sometimes, there are violent rampages that just go uncovered by the mainstream press. Such is the case in Steven Point, Wisconsin where a 41 year-old woman is in jail after going on a blow gun spree downtown.

The Stevens Point Journal reports that police got a report at 9 p.m. Wednesday from a 25-year-old woman who said she was walking downtown when she felt something hit her chest. In the next half hour, three more people made similar reports. None were seriously injured.

One of the victims reported she saw the dart shot from a pipe sticking out the window of a black minivan. Police pulled the vehicle over at 9:30 p.m. and found a blow gun, a slingshot and a bucket of rocks inside.

The best part? When the woman was arrested and asked WHY she was shooting people with a blowgun, she said “She just liked to hear people say ‘ouch.’ ” Hence the slingshot and rocks for phase two of her decidedly un-deadly plan.

I think the twin debate is officially over.  Camila and Mariana Davalos win in a landslide.  These Colombian models were actually born in Kentucky but have lived in Colombia for most of their lives.  They currently host a show in Columbia called “Rumbas de la Ciudad” (City Parties).

Honestly I don’t have much else to say.  This is truly a case where two is definitely better than one.  I’m not sure they’ll be unseated anytime soon.

More of the twins after the jump

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If I had to caption this picture with one word, it would be “Dedication.” Well, it would really be “WTF” but technically that’s three words.

No, I have no idea of the context here, nor what is going through this girl’s head as she eats lunch amidst a massive flood. I just know that this picture is awesome, and there’s not much more to say than that.