Apr 27 2010
Click on the photo for more of Elaine Alden
Elaine Alden is definitely one of the hottest women in the entire world. Based in Florida, she’s been considered by many to be the face of Florida. Speaking of faces, please sit on mine. We love you Elaine!
More Alden types at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Apr 27 2010
I think park benches or any benches for that matter are extremely underrated. I mean ti doesn’t happen all the time but there have definitely been plenty of times where I’ve spent the day doing whatever and I’m completely exhausted only to find myself having to stand for another indeterminate amount of time.
It’s at those times when a bench can really come in handy. And sometimes you’ll get the pleasure of sitting in something kind of cool. To me it just makes the experience of getting some rest that much better.
Here’s a little gallery of some pretty badass benches…
Apr 27 2010
It’s a bad idea to run from the cops. It’s a worse idea to do so while drunk. It’s the dumbest possible thing you could ever do to lead the cops to your weed grow house.
Buuut that’s what Charles Byrd of Sugar Hill, Atlanta did this week, because we all need a good laugh every once in a while.
Rather than pull over for the officer, however, the driver — Byrd — leaped from the car and ran to a nearby home in the 5000 block of Cumming Highway in an unincorporated area of Gwinnett near Buford, Gwinnett police spokesman Brian Kelly said.
After obtaining a search warrant, police found and seized 69 marijuana plants in varying stages of maturity, 1,490 grams of processed pot, and marijuana-cultivating equipment.
In addition to drug charges, Byrd was charged with driving with an expired tag and no headlights after dark, making an improper turn, and not having his license with him while driving.
All in all, the police took in a crop of pot worth $375K. Byrd’s buddy who was at the house was also arrested, and was surely quoted as saying, “Dude you took the cops on a car chase and ended up HERE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
Apr 27 2010
The entire Wikipedia profile of Azusa Yamamoto says “is a Japanese bikini idol, actress, and tarento.” And what exactly is a “tarento?” Detractors of the phenomenon have referred to it in an English sense as “famous just for being famous” because many that fall into this career line have no discernible talent outside being featured on television.
So if any of this is true then we can assume that Azusa is a virtual Paris Hilton only I hope she’s way less slutty. Actually what the hell am I talking about?
More of Yamamoto after the jump
Apr 27 2010
You’re a jockey. After years and years of being picked on your entire life for being inhumanly short, you’ve finally found something you’re good at. After years of training, you’re finally ready for your first big race.
All of a sudden, your horse poops out. “I don’t want to run any more,” he says and stops in his tracks. Before you can say “why is my horse talking?” he flips over, and crushes your face with his ass, as a photographer captures the exact moment your nose breaks on film.
Your face is now screwed up indefinitely, and the picture has hit the internet, forever earning your the name of “horse ass face” from all your colleagues. Could have had a better five seconds.
Apr 27 2010
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pmMpulEQDw
Leave it to the Indians to create an action scene so mind-bogglingly awful, I barely have words to describe it. I really can sum it up by two words, “powersliding horse.”
I’ve no idea what Bollywood flick this is from, nor why the guy is dressed up like Michael Jackson, but without a doubt this needs to be remade in America. I call it DEATH HORSE 9000.
Speaking of death horses, I’ve always wondered how they film horses tripping and falling over on film, without accidentally breaking their legs and necks in the process. It looks like it really hurts!
Apr 27 2010
Seriously, how awesome is this Gorilla? Does it get any better than this little guy right here? I don’t think it does.
In any event, as you all know I’m getting more and more geeked up about Summer. It’s just such a great cycle. It’s like in the span of two weeks your surroundings just get 90% hotter. Girls you never thought possible will come out of the woodwork and appear out of nowhere. And in the midst of it all is the beautiful bikini.
It’s so simple, so small, so brilliant. And since I’m in a playful mood today I figured it was high time to put up a “fun” bikini post. You know, nothing serious. No seductive poses.
Just guys and gals having a good time exploiting bikinis….
Apr 27 2010
Of all the sports in the entire world I’m 99% sure that wrestling is the sport that has the highest probability of having amazing unintentionally humorous pictures. Think about it. It’s two dudes (or ladies) rolling around exerting as much energy as possible to get the other guy (or gal) in a position where he’s (or she’s) completely helpless and laying underneath the other guy (or gal).
Face it. It’s just funny. And if you want to include pro wrestling on this (which I think you should) then you have double the fun.
See where I’m going with this? Well if the title is any indication then I’m sure you’ll enjoy this gallery of funny wrestling photos
Apr 27 2010
Click the photo for the hottest girls at Coachella
With a growing scarcity of concert tickets and abundance of peripheral activities taking place at the Coachella Music Festival this year, it came as no surprise to see such an inordinate amount of people flock to the Coachella Valley. Among those people? Hot Chicks.
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The Tips
An awesome collection of accurate carnival signs – [Collegehumor]
The 5 worst deaths written for great characters – [Cracked]
Seven great tips for getting that second date – [Guyism]
The 25 funniest fake video game covers – [Manofest]
When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
Facebook girls love to show off cleavage – [Cavemancircus]
Lindsey Strutt is one of those amazing Brits I love – [Gorillamask]
When you’re in a geek fix this is the site to visit – [Majorgeeks]
Michelle Trachtenberg rapping? Interesting – [NS4W]
Use Google to gain access to security cams – [Attuworld]
Check out the latest “worst of Netflix” flick – [Heavy]
A gallery of the new hottie on the block Alexandra Daddario – [Gunaxin]
Five celebrities currently enrolled in college – [COED Magazine]
By far the best slam dunk you’ll see all day – [Top Cultured]
The man who just won $258 Million, I can’t belie this – [Nedhardy]
Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullzeye]
Ten of the hottest girls from Iceland – [Brobible]
Marc Maron gets a reserved Robin Williams – [Atom]
