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I know it’s a little early in the week to bust out the wild hotties but what can I say?  I was just in the mood to share some ladies that I used to remember hitting on.  Oh you remember.  The drunk, fun, non relationship types.  Those were the days.  Now I’m married.  Oh well.

More memories at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

This summer I am finally moving out of New York City.  By no means am I saying I’m not happy living here in the Big Apple but I will say that space is starting to get a little cramped.

I mean I love writing for all you folks from my tiny little apartment living room and not having 5 feet to move in all day but it’s clearly time for a change.

The one thing I made sure of in my new place?  Ample basement space to build my “man cave.”  While I won’t have anything nearly as cool as what you’re about to see, I’ll make the best of it.

Here are 11 amazing man caves

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No that is not a headline from The Onion, this really happened, which is why I found it worth reporting. Observe:

“A Brooklyn schoolteacher whose car was stolen three years ago has gotten it back — totally souped-up and unrecognizable.

Amanda Pogany’s 1996 Honda was returned to her drag-race ready, with a new engine, manual transmission, leather interior, tinted windows and oversize tires.

Police found the car at an illegal chop shop and were able to trace it to Pogany even though the VIN number had been filed off.”

The best part? She can’t even drive it, because it’s been converted into a stick shift.  I guess she can sell it on ebay? I don’t think I’d want to drive around in a car like that because A) I’d look like a douchebag and B) it would probably be stolen again immediately and dismantled for all its fancy parts.

Police have already questioned Xzibit.

Here’s a brief biography of Sylwia Nowak for all of you out there that really care (and you should)…

Sylwia Nowak (born April 28, 1976 in Łódź, Poland) is a Polish ice dancer. With partner Sebastian Kolasiński, she is a multiple Polish national champion. They competed at the 1998 Winter Olympics and 2002 Winter Olympics. They were the 1994 World Junior Champions.

And what does she do now you might wonder?  Why she models in lingerie of course.  I’m sure she’s still in peak shape judging by her body.  What an absolute treat she is.

More of Sylwia after the jump

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At first I was going to say, “OK, maybe this gentleman is about to embark on a hunting expedition.” But then I saw that hat, and unless he’s trying to disguise himself as a grizzly bear, I have to image that this outfit is just trying to make some sort of style statement. But what statement that is, I’m not sure. I blend in to my chair?

Also, I am 70% sure that this is actually Eddie Griffin. Someone run some algorithms and tell me if this is correct.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VQlKxnqcs

There are many tragic substances that one can get addicted to, but I’m not willing to admit that Coke Zero is one of them. First of all, it’s AWFUL. Seriously, I’ve never had a worse mixer before. Secondly, it’s Coke, not coke, but Coke. No one in their right mind should be addicted to that.

This is from an episode of A Current Affair, and features a woman that drinks TEN LITERS of Coke Zero a day. I’m impressed she’s not more morbidly obese actually. If this was REAL Coke, this chick would be like 900 pounds.

I love the concluding statement from Coke, “We believe people have a personal responsibility for how much they consume.” Duh. I swear, if this woman ever tries to sue Coke, she should go to jail.

I just want to say that doing this article was a horrible idea.  I challenge any of you to find pictures of hot girls walking their dogs without going through the complete mess that I just went through.  Uh.  Yeah.  Beastiality?  You have got to be kidding me.  Even putting the censors on the pictures while searching made me nauseous.

Or did it?  OK it did.  I am NOT into hot chicks doing sexual stuff with dogs.  However, there’s something cute about a sexy chick having a grand ol’ (non sexual) time with her dog.

I better stop writing altogether.  Here are sexy chicks playing with their dogs

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It happens to all of us but we just don’t realize it.  Your sense of smell happens to be one of, if not the greatest senses we have.  Did you know that it induces memory more than any other sense?  It’s really a powerful thing.

Have you ever found yourself resmelling stuff?  Like even if the smell isn’t good?  For whatever reason we tend to do this quite often and I for one have thought of five things that we always seem to resmell no matter what they smell like.

Check them out after the jump

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Click on the photo for depraved sexual fetishes

Bizarre sexual fetishes are a staple of the human psyche–most everyone has them, and with the arrival of Internet porn, all the walls came crumbling down. As it turns out, they’ve been around way longer than that stain in your Honda.

More stain worthy stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Busty celebrities would could have shook boobquake day – [Brobible]

20 amazing GIFs that will brighten your day – [Holytaco]

Twenty of the worst rap videos of all time – [Heavy]

If you need some celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Seven people still recovering from Spring Break – [Regretfulmorning]

Twenty five of the best mascot moments on record – [Collegehumor]

The kind of picture that doesn’t come along often – [Theospark]

The Fresh Prince owned by David Caruso – [Celebrity Odor]

Check out this awesome crowd surfing fail – [Attuworld]

60 Boobquake girls who will rock your world – [COED Magazine]

A graphic on how to name your volcano – [Ned Hardy]

Eirini Karra is a hottie you’ll have to remember – [Sublime Blog]

Check out the sexy guest model of the day – [Bullz Eye]

A collection of funny celebrity tarot cards – [Cityrag]

Victoria’s Secret ladies make tulips look hot – [Flisted]

Is this the hottest surfer in the world? – [Topcultured]

This is by far the best graduation prayer ever – [Don Chavez]

Wendy Cain is the type of blond you don’t pass up – [Nextround]