For me it was in my teenage years where I effectively learned about all the lame things I should be embarrassed about.  And by embarrassed about I mean things that just weren’t cool enough.

And at that age, most things that were anything required more than one person to justify them being “cool.”  For example, you don’t sit down to lunch by yourself and you certainly don’t show up to a party by yourself.  That kind of stuff.

As we all got older, other situations and scenarios that require “group participation” got laid down on us.  But who made these rules?  Why it is embarrassing to do certain stuff alone?

I’m here to put a stop to five things that society generally thinks we should do with other people…

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Click on the photo for more of Alessandra Ambrosio

Well put it this way, if you don’t know who this woman is there’s a decent chance that I’d want to shoot you in real life.  But did you happen to know that Alessandra is a mother?  Yes, dream do come true.  There are mothers out there that actually look like this.  Wow.

More hot mommies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

What spring holidays are all about (comic) – [Cracked]

Spring breaker get a neck breaker – [Regretfulmorning]

If you’re looking for celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Inside Coco’s boobalicious birthday bash – [Heymanhustle]

Twenty five random pictures from the internet – [Collegehumor]

A fantastic collection of Greek goddesses – [Maxim]

By far the sexiest way to learn Italian – [Atom]

Check out these 4 amazing basketball trickshots – [Linkiest]

Anyone remember how hot Allison Stokke is? – [Cavemancircus]

All you ever need to know about Nintendo – [Nedhardy]

A collection of awesome fake movie posters – [Manofest]

In case you missed Easter with the muppets – [Attuworld]

I would love a night out with Lisa Angeline – [Flisted]

The top ten Air Jordan’s of all time – [Toksick]

Friday’s wild girls are my favorite kind of female – [Funtasticus]

Six dudes with jobs that would kill average people – [Guyism]

Drunk grannies are absolutely awesome – [Cityrag]

The new look is great and long awaited – [Brobible]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

See that photo up there?  Take a long hard look at it.  See the implants.  See the fun.  See what it would cost you in your mind to have a night like that.  Is it worth it?  Well, to a married man like me?  You bet your ass it is!

More great nights at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Where you hang your hat every day is an important thing.  Well in my opinion where you put your feet up is sometimes just an important.  When I’ve had a tough long day at the office I want to know that there’s an awesome chair sitting there waiting for me to relax.

Honestly I don’t really care what the chair looks like so long as it’s comfortable.

Something tells me these folks feel the same way about looks.

Here are 10 unusual lounge chairs

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The relationship between the Thai people and Muslim separatists is a strained one that can be explained by many decades of fighting and strife. So what better way than to solve all those problems than with monkeys?!

Yes, in order to deal with Muslim motorists at a checkpoint in the country the Thai police have hired Santisuk, a pig-tailed macaque.

“Trainers taught Santisuk, which means peace in Thai, to pick up coconuts and he now lends a hand collecting the fruit with residents.

The monkey also helps supervise a police checkpoint and his boss says he has made it a much happier place.

Motorists now stop to play with Santisuk, rather than getting angry at the hold-up.

Other forces are now considering introducing monkeys to better their image in the troubled province.”

A country-wide monkey police force? Yes, absolutely. I am 100% behind this whether it helps curb violence or not. Then they can move on to training monkey soldiers and then…..aw man, Thailand discovered a secret way to take over the world! An adorable monkey army! No one tell China.

You’ll have to excuse me if I have my doubts about Brianna Lee being all natural.  It’s not that I don’t believe it, it’s just that I don’t believe it.   But I will say that according to her profile Brianna measures a cool 34D-24-36 frame.

If this stuff is all true then I’m pretty sure we’ve found our girl of the month.  Honestly Brianna kind of looks like Nikki Reed juiced up on bust steroids.   Something to note:  Brianna hates dishonest people, cocky attitudes, drugs,  and guys that drive slow cars.

K, so here we go.  I think your body is amazing, I’m not good at anything, just say no, and I own a Ferrari.

More of Brianna after the jump

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Possible Theories:

- She’s the Jolly Green Giant’s wife coming home from grocery shopping.

- She believes it necessary to make an proportionally large batch of popcorn before watching Clash of the Titans in IMAX.

- She’s the world’s hottest recipient of a country fair blue ribbon in the “giant vegetable” category.

I really see no other options, do you?

Live TV is a funny thing. Most of the time, when a newsperson flubs on air, it’s rectified by a series of quick, well-rehearsed apologies and a few laughs, and it’s usually something that’s relatively glossed over pretty quickly.

Well, that must just be in America, because over in the UK, they do things a bit different. In this video, a UK sports reporter on the ground is caught completely clueless about an important call in the football game he was supposed to be covering. Rather than bullshitting, he admits he has no idea what’s going on, and the entire newsroom erupts in laughter. Glad to see the Brits know how to lighten up once in a while.

Look, by no means am I saying I have a pee or poop fetish but admit it dudes, there’s something sexy about this.  I can’t quite pinpoint what it is but I think it’s the combination of the fact these girls have the balls to waltz right into the men’s room and use a urinal, plus the fact that they’re hot, plus the whole they’re kind of taking their clothes off thing.

OK maybe all we need is that fact that they’re hot.  Oh yeah, one more thing.  That they’re this drunk in the men’s bathroom tells me you’d have a 50% better chance of taking these girls home.  So you got that going for you, which is nice.

Whether the picture is staged or not (and I believe most are) it’s still kind of cool.

Here are hot drunk chicks taking over the men’s bathroom

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