If you can’t tell by now I desperately miss the college life.  After all it’s a world like none other.  Your responsibility is basically zero.  Most of us lived off our parents money, and we basically did whatever we wanted for four years with the occasional test or paper to worry about.

Amongst all this zero responsibility lied some amazing experiences.  Usually those experiences entailed sex, drugs, and breaking the law.  Clearly things that you just can’t get away with now in the real world.

There were four things in particular that I remember doing quite easily in college that I just can’t do now

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Click on the photo for 12 sexy ads that give you nightmares

Sex sells, but that doesn’t mean that selling things using sex is easy. You figure a little cleavage can go a long way to sell cars or beer, but in the wrong hands a sexy ad can turn into the stuff nightmares are made of.

Less nightmares at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The hottest celebrity baseball fans – [Maxim]

What do you get when you pay a hooker $91,758? – [Regretfulmorning]

When you need celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

We’re digging the new look fellas – [Brobible]

Let’s take a bikini break with Penelope Cruz – [Cityrag]

It’s disturbing how hot Brittany Marie Guzik is – [Sublime Blog]

Denise Milani in the best workout video ever – [NS4W]

If only the iPad were bigger and more annoying – [Atom]

What you didn’t know about firemen – [Attuworld]

The weirdest video you oversaw on Easter – [The DW]

Guy tries to molest kid in elevator and gets owned – [Linkiest]

When a girl pees in a dishwasher you should give up – [Guyism]

Scarlett Johansson looking hot in Iron Man 2 – [Flisted]

Michelle Hunziker doing her bikini thing again – [Don Chavez]

Doctors are by far the best drug dealers – [Collegehumor]

Pedophiles as defined by Venn diagrams – [Nextround]

Girl performs “Poker Face” on four iPhones – [Nedhardy]

15 of the worst parenting fails – [Oddee]

Click on the photo for more of KT So

Here’s about the shortest and to the point description I’ve ever read for a woman.  “KT So is a really hot Asian car model.”  Honestly do you really need more than that?  Nope.  Not even remotely.

More girls that need no bios at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Right now I’m in the process of trying to buy a condo.  And for me it’s a tremendous step up from where I currently live.   But then you look at something like this.  There’s obviously money.  And then there’s fuck you money.  Sorry for the harsh language but we all know there’s just no other way to put it.

But if I’m that rich?  I’d probably buy the same thing.  After all there ain’t too many yachts like this in the world.  I could probably fit at least 5 of my current apartments in there.

This thing is sick….

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Who would have thought that a promotion entitled “all-you-can-drink” would have negative results? That’s what England is learning the hard way, and why the government is cracking down on bars with UK alcohol-related destruction and medical costs in the billions each year.

Banned are things like drinking games and free booze for ladies, and also something called a “Dentist Chair” where alcohol is poured into the “patients’” mouth without any concern for volume. Also, kids under 18 will start to be ID’ed.

“Home Office minister Alan Campbell admitted new measures were necessary to combat the huge problems caused by the availability of cheap alcohol in bars and clubs.

The Government has been widely criticised for its lax attitude to binge drinking. Ministers predicted the introduction of 24-hour drinking in 2005 would create a relaxed, European-style ‘cafe culture’.”

God damn, is it just me or is England a pretty damn awesome place to drink? Well, at least it was until all these new laws go into affect, then they’ll just be boring as hell like us. Can’t all the citizens get together and vote on this, or is that not allowed in a monarchy?

I had never heard of Anya Monzikova before today and I’m kind of upset with this.  Before I go to a private room to deal with this I just want to explain what I meant by scary looking.  I’m referring to how scary a woman like Anya’s power over men is.  Look at her face.  Look at that.

There is just no possibly way a sane person could ever refuse any request she would ever make, ever.   Anya’s trying to make it as an actress here in the U.S. and has been in one film, Surrogates.

I’m sure her looks will hypnotize some producers to land her in more parts.

More of Anya after the jump

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I understand Nelson Mandela is a hero to many, but I’m not sure everything down to his scent is actually marketable. Or who knows, maybe there’s one of these hanging from every car in South Africa.

So what the hell do you think this smells like? Most 80 year old men give off an odor that most don’t want attached to them, but maybe it’s some sort of Febreeze-like smell of freedom or justice or something. What do you mean freedom or justice don’t have smells, what kind of an American are you?

In any case, I hope this part of a line in misplaced icon products. I want some Ghandi cheese balls or some Mother Theresa sanitary napkins.

It’s a rare treat to stumble across a video that features a girl who makes Miss South Carolina look like Stephen Hawking. She appears to be at some sort of town hall meeting in Santa Cruz California where she’s suggested some totally legit ideas as to how to make the community better. And by totally legit I mean she’s saying words and phrases that barely even go together, and often times you can only make out a few key points from all the word salad.

I won’t ruin all the fun for you, as your jaw will progressively drop more and more as time goes on. But I will say my favorite has to be the “perfect pesticide that like, doesn’t hurt plants and makes people healthy and stuff because we need like food.” I’m paraphrasing, but barely, you really have check the whole thing for yourself out above.

If you’re going to be a hippie, at least stop smoking weed when you stand up to talk in front of the city council.

It’s April folks and you can just start to feel the weather warming up a bit.  The birds are singing.  The trees are budding.   You can’t wait to walk outside without having to wear a jacket.  And while I’ve grown fond of seeing sexy chicks all bundled up wondering what’s underneath all those layers, I think I’m ready for a little less mystery.

It’s time to prepare ourselves for yet another round of short skirts, loose tops, and ample opportunity for the wind to blow those skirts sky high.  So in order to get you guys a little amped for this, I’ve decided to put together a fun littler gallery of short skirts, shorts, dresses, whatever.

Enjoy the gallery after the jump

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