I believe I already went through my acceptable list of excuses to watch figure skating back when the Olympics was on television.  However, I’ve decided to revisit the subject because it’s just too interesting.

Now that Dancing with the Stars is all crazy popular and the sex is just filling the air I want to bring you guys back to figure skating.  It’s figure skating where the sexual undertones are the highest.

The positions these crazy kids get into are things I can only dream of doing someday.

Check out these 15 awesome sexual figure skating positions

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Click on the photo for busty girls making their friends miserable

Girls are extremely devious and calculated when it comes to choosing their friends and I don’t blame them. If they don’t make sure that they’re the hottest of their particular group of friends, the consequences can be disastrous.

Even more consequences at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

GQ in Russia and hot models team up – [Brobible]

Why every chick flick looks the same now (chart) – [Cracked]

Celebrities showing too much skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

This chick’s post dentist drugged behavior is legendary – [Nedhardy]

Asian dude singing like the next Whitney Houston – [The DW]

24 of the most awesome white trash gaming rigs – [Regretfulmorning]

Sports events that should be named yearly holidays – [Guyism]

I can’t believe how hot Raquel Welch still is – [Heymanhustle]

Britney Spears pokes through her shirt a lot – [Cityrag]

Her giant chest suffocated him during sex – [Attuworld]

Audrina Patridge rocks the bikini look – [Celebrity Odor]

Blond girl totally fails at a back flip – [Totally Crap]

John Daly shows us who is number one – [Don Chavez]

Make sure you’re chugging the right sports drink – [Atom]

Just in case you missed the tushies of Tuesday – [Funtasticus]

Melissa Adams makes me want to go to the beach – [Flisted]

The 20 worst video game box covers – [Heavy]

The best Katy Perry picture of all time – [Ehowa]

Click on the photo for more of Tawnya Breen

26-year-old Tawnya from San Diego never thought about entering the modeling industry until she entered a bikini contest last summer and won! It built up her self-confidence and the ball began to roll.  And roll it did.  Thanks Tawnya!

More bikini models at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

It’s hard to imagine a world without Google, the majority’s favorite search engine.   I mean where else would we go to find stuff?  Can you even fathom what the 80s must have been like?  Honestly we take for granted how easy it is to find most anything.  You type in a word and boom, thousands of results appear before your eyes.

But it’s not just Google’s search engine that is so powerful.  As a company, these guys are essentially taking on the world, one industry at a time.  Personally I feel they can get there.  After all, they are smarter than all of us.

But just to give you an idea as to the scale of this giant, here are 5 fun fact pages put together by Royal Pingdom

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Why would you keep a pet chicken, if for no other reason than to someday shoot it with a bow and arrow and eat it? Well, the first part of that came true or Lauren Steltzer in Philly this week when two of her pet chickens escaped her custody.

A cop responded for a call of “large orange chicken running at large” and when he showed up, he deemed it a threat to national security. Err well, general neighborhood security at least.

“When the officer located it, he felt that it was a threat to other domestic animals,” Polo said. “He decided that the animal needed to be dispatched.”

The officer, an eight-year veteran who has not been identified, called a local fireman with archery-hunting skills to the scene to shoot Connie, Polo said.

Polo said that there was nothing illegal about the act and that a chicken is not protected under the state game-commission laws.

What? You couldn’t have just gotten a net? And what the hell kind of chicken is a threat to other domestic animals? What domestic animals? Gerbils?

Anyway, thanks to fine policework and archery, we now have one less evil Philly chicken to worry about today.

Well, I know that Yari Lozada is some kind of promotional model.   But other than that?  She has a Myspace page which is kind of restricted and I really have no other way of knowing much about her.

Is that name Latina?  I think it might be.   Ah yes, she’s from Puerto Rico.  And she’s engaged!  Oh man.  Why the hell did I even bother posting her on here?  Oh yeah, because she’s hot.

More of Yari after the jump

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It must be nice to have friends who when you’re passed out drunk don’t literally put their balls on your face, instead opting for a clever “teabagging” pun to be later uploaded to the internet. There is still a dangerous amount of junk next to that cute face however. I imagine she’d be decently upset if she woke up mid-act here, but then she’d probably calm down and have a delicious spot of tea.

Though to be fair, had actual nuts been involved, the parties pictured would have not become internet famous, and there probably would have been some sort of sexual assault charges filed. So lesson learned, stick with the actual teabags folks!

Harnessing the combined power of a hundred pairs of solid gold pants, this flash mob made everyone in this Sunset Boulevard store have an absolutely insane story to tell when they got home.

“Dude, I’m telling you! A million people swarmed into the store and started doing the ‘Can’t Touch This’ dance!”

“Sure, whatever man.”

“They were all wearing golden pants!”

“Yeah OK, did you get groceries?”

“I’m serious! Goddamn, I wish someone put this on YouTube.”

Well, wish granted, and now you can prove to your friends you aren’t crazy. Why can’t anything like this ever happen to me?

Honestly Pin-Up photos aren’t really my thing.   I think it’s because it connotes some kind of weird 50s style thing that I’m not really into.  But I decided to find a real definition of what they are.

A pin-up girl or pin-up model is a model whose mass-produced pictures see wide appeal as pop culture. Pin-ups are intended for informal display. Pin-up girls are glamour models, fashion models, and actresses.

Pin-up may also refer to drawings, paintings and other illustrations done in emulation of these photos (see the List of pinup artists). The term was first attested to in English in 1941; however the practice is documented back at least to the 1890s.

OK so it’s defined as something that’s wide appeal with pop culture.  Yet how come all the pinup photos I see remind me of when car driving and TV watching were like really special?  Eh, I honestly don’t know.

If Pin-ups are your thing I got a decent gallery of them after the jump

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