Just the other day I was walking down the street and I saw a guy who was easily seven feet tall wearing a business suit.  I couldn’t help think to myself, “I guess this guy wasn’t good enough at basketball.”  Seriously.  How often do you see guys who are ridiculously tall in “the real world.”  And when you do doesn’t it just feel really strange?

Studies actually show that tall people are more successful careerwise but again, I’m not referring to six footers.  I’m talking about the real giants.  I mean you have to figure these guys wanted to be athletes at some point.  It’s very hard to picture them in fast food restaurants or on Wall Street.  It just looks out of whack.

However, there are five places where the super tall have a nice home

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Click on the photo for the hottest celeb baseball fans

Put it this way.  If there’s one set of people that don’t strike out it’s the sexy fans of the major leagues.  They can confuse a home run with a touchdown for all I care and I’d happily let them sit next to me for a shot at second base.

More sexy fans at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Jennifer Aniston makes a nice “O” face – [Usemycomputer]

20 Photos of people having a bad day – [Manofest]

The science behind driving like an asshole – [Cracked]

Celebrities are showing lots of skin here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Another crazy girl gets revenge on her boyfriend – [Nedhardy]

There are seven different kinds of hot – [Regretfulmorning]

Filipa Nunes is one sexy ass newcomer in the hot world – [Guyism]

The fifteen kinds of fans at every sporting event – [Collegehumor]

In Canada, people are peeing everywhere – [Attuworld]

Check out the master of business card throwing – [Sublime Blog]

Always be ready to get out of your relationship – [Atom]

It’s always fun when babies look drunk – [Cityrag]

By far the hottest chicks you will see all day – [Cavemancircus]

Oliva Munn wearing lingerie – enough said – [NS4W]

Sofia Vergara is wearing spandex – enough said – [Don Chavez]

Missy Sue is the hottest New Yorker of the day – [Flisted]

This is one well behaved dog, or is it? – [Linkiest]

Nine tips for winning any argument – [The Bachelor Guy]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Only one more day until the weekend.  What are you guys gonna do?  Are you gonna puss out and stay at home or are you going to get out there and bust your ass to land one of these fine women?  If you throw enough darts you’re eventually gonna hit a bulls eye.  Good luck gentlemen.

More bulls eye girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I would imagine that most of you have seen the site “People of Walmart” by this point.  If not then I assume you don’t really go on the internet all that often.   But for those of you who have been on the site I’m sure you can appreciate how insane some of these people must be.

And when I saw this gallery of cars the first thing I thought of was “clearly the people that own these cars have to be the same people that are featured on People of Walmart.”  I mean face it, there’s just no other alternative.

So without further interruption, may I present a collect of 10 “People of Walmart” cars

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How about this for story? A woman named Tasha Lee Cantrell in Florida was stuck without a ride home after her friend was pulled over for a DUI and her car was towed away. She nicely asked the officer on site for a lift home, and he obliged. But what happened next is nothing short of hilarious.

“While chauffeuring Cantrell, Landis heard the teenager “open a can of some sort” in the back of the cruiser. “As I looked at my in car video I observed Cantrell drinking out of an unknown can.” Landis stopped his car and, upon further investigation, determined that Cantrell had popped open a can of Steel Reserve, a malt liquor known for its high alcohol content. “When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs. I retrieved this can and noticed it was Steel Reserve Beer,”

Cantrell was immediately arrested for underage drinking, in what has to be the world’s dumbest Minor In Possession charge ever, though it makes for one hell of a story. And if you think that Cantrell is the typical trailer-trash looking chick who would get arrested for this on Cops, think again.

Check out her mugshot after the jump, and you’ll see that idiotic criminals can actually be kind of cute. And also possibly topless. But I doubt it. That would just make this story TOO awesome.

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If the British haven’t officially taken the crown as “most well endowed” country at this point (when it comes to women) then Francoise Boufhal will sure as hell put them over the top.

This is the type of woman you look at and literally say “Good Lord.”  And you say it in that way that’s sort of incomprehensible.  I’m looking at her right now and am having a very hard time believing anything.  Like believing anything at all.

You just can’t have a woman that looks like this running around.  You just can’t.

More of Boufhal after the jump

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I’ve no idea the context behind this supremely awesome picture of JCVD kicking a champagne bottle off of some very trusting guys head while hot girls dance in the background, but I DO know I wish we had a Jean Claude Van Damme Variety Hour here in America where he would read books out loud and do backflips and stuff.

Doesn’t it also kind of look that he might not quite have the height to knock that bottle off there? He kind of looks like he’s about to catch that poor dude in the jaw, thus making his last TV appearance his most memorable.

When you’re a tiny man in America, everyone just kind of makes fun of you or ignores you completely. You live life, but it’s always a little worse having to look up to everyone all the time, and never having anyone look up to you, literally or respectfully.

Well, too bad you weren’t born in MEXICO where you would be a superstar extraordinare! Tiny Mexican wrestlers dominate pop culture, and nothing better exemplifies their prowess than this video, which features probably the single craziest wrestling movie I’ve ever seen.

It’s more just gymnastics than anything else (as most wrestling is), but just when you think it’s over, it just keeps going.

Take notes small men, someday this could be your life.

For all of us out there who have ever read a children’s book or have seen a Disney movie, we’re all familiar with where all these world take us.  They take us to a time of fairy tales; when handsome princes, dragons, and monsters ruled the world.  They are worlds that we will never know but worlds that we wish we could be in for only a moment.

But for us guys,  it is the sexy princesses who steal the show and win our hearts.  I mean honestly fellas, you can’t tell me that when you watch a Disney flick that the likes of Ariel, Snow White, or Cinderella don’t get those juices flowing.  And it’s not like animators don’t know this.

So what if these sexy mavens turned modern and turned real?  What would they look like?

Here are 10 great examples

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