Unfortunately this is all we really know about Ms. Blanca Soto.  It’s not much but it’s something we can go on for the future.

She competed in the national beauty pageant Nuestra Belleza Mexico in 1997. Representing the state of Morelos, in which she was raised, Soto became Miss Mexico World. She represented her country in the Miss World pageant the same year.

Unfortunately that’s 13 years of inactivity.  I have zero clue what Blanca has been up to since 1997 and I really don’t care.  I’m sure it’s parading around in a bikini looking good.  Which is more than fine.

I have nothing else.  More of Blanca after the jump

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Gentlemen, good luck gentlemen.  The weekend is upon us.  The weather is nice.  The ladies are going to be in heat.   It’s dangerous out there.  Which of you will survive the game?  You better have your lingo and raps down or you’re gonna be lonely.  Have fun!

More fun chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

She’s got a gun, big cans, and is a car model…Brooke – [Gorillamask]

Welcome to the gorgeous girls of golfing – [COED Magazine]

West Virginia cheerleaders get drunk and topless – [Bustedcoverage]

If you need some celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The coolest rides at the 2010 Autoshow in NY – [Brobible]

Awesome killer whale gloats after it steals a fish – [Linkiest]

Today’s hottest college girl matchups – [Collegehumor]

Two women destroy a man using pool sticks – [Regretfulmorning]

A collection of awful restaurant signs – [Holytaco]

Alan Thicke gets sweaty and hot….and it’s funny – [Manofest]

A funny hick and his dog at the beach – [Nedhardy]

Check out the world’s most expensive cell phone – [DJ Mick]

Did you know that Pamela Anderson gets drunk too? – [Attuworld]

Your weekly dose of awesome photobombs – [Cavemancircus]

Give me a break Megan Fox, come on you dumbass – [Celebrity Odor]

The best girl kissing video of the year – [The DW]

Worst way to take a hot chick on a cheap date – [Atom]

You are going to love the WAGs of the PGA – [Maxim]

Click on the photo for Noemi Olah’s golf shoot

Let me just say this.  I’ve never seen a photography session shot on a golf course as sexy as this….ever.  What a great find by our boys at Bustedcoverage.  I guess seeking out foreign Serbian magazines pays off.  Thanks guys.

More ridiculous hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

As the world moves further and further into its technological age it gets more and more difficult to draw our attention on one thing.  With so many images, gadgets,  and stimuli out there it’s becoming increasingly difficult to get consumers to convert to being buyers.

So we have to come up with split second ideas to distribute our brands.

This feat it tough to accomplish but one creative way has been sticker advertising.  If you can surprise the consumer you just might get your product stuck in their heads.

Here are 10 examples of sticker advertising

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There are many ways to win back an ex-girlfriend who has dumped you. Flowers, candy, holding a boombox over your head outside her window, but what this one Dutchman did I can’t really recommend.

The man had his friend approach his ex on the street, and demand for her purse at knifepoint. Then he swooped in like a superhero and chased the bad guy away. There was just one little problem:

“After the incident the couple reported the mugging to the police. But when police checked footage from a nearby security camera, they found the two men had been walking down the same street together moments before the robbery took place.”

Annnd understandably, the ex-gf wants nothing to do with him now, and the police are considering whether or not to press charges, but really, I think the man’s own idiocy should be punishment enough.

I just want to let you guys know that Moran Atias is home to one of the best pictures on the entire internet.  That picture is in this article and I know you will all enjoy it.  For those that need some info on this Israeli here you go:

By the age of 17, she flew to Germany to launch her international modeling career which also led her to Italy, in which she was truly discovered for cover and runway modelling, TV show hostess, film acting, radio, etc.

Moran has participated in international films in English, Italian, Hebrew and Spanish and recently was nominated for Best Actress in ‘Festival Sguardo al Femminile’ for her role in Days of Love.

Best actress? How about that?

More of Moran after the jump

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I’m not exactly sure who clue this man into his “gangster” fashion sense, but I think he clearly missed one of the lessons. Bandana: fine. Fubu shirt: fine. Adidas kicks: fine. Rolled up jeans shorts: WARNING! WARNING!

It also doesn’t help that his car is the most beat-up Chrysler in the world, and he’s standing in front of a giant sign that says Meat Market, because those pants REALLY say he likes meat. A lot.

If he’s a gay gangster, OK cool, but it is a crime against humanity for ANYONE to wear those shorts, I’m sorry.

Behold, a six-minute long commercial for the most WTF Japanese thing I’ve seen uh…this week I guess. They have a lot of WTF things over there.

It’s called “Broken Wear” and as you can see, with the help of four of your friends and a few yards of fishing line, you too can pop off all your clothes at a moment’s notice. Why? Who cares! It’s Japan!

If you stick around long enough, you’ll see the items sold separately from Broken Wear, Smoking Jet (a backpack full of smoke) and Fire Breath (which is exactly what it sounds like). But really, how can you top instant nudity?

Here is the background to this post and I’m being 100% honest.   Right now it’s March 6th, my birthday, and I just received a nice oral session from my wife.  I’m about to go out and get completely drunk.  Since I know how hammered I’m going to get I decided to do a post that would be easy, memorable, and one that I could save until a later date.

Clearly the easiest subject are women and boobs.  Finding motivators attached to these two wonderful things was not even remotely challenging.

So now when I black out this evening I’ll be happy that I wasted this space with reasonably entertaining text.  Ah, and honey, thanks for the BJ.

Boob motivators after the jump

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