“Uhh, he’s in one of those…”

There are escape artists, and there are criminals who waste perfectly good beer. Dean Gunnarson is the latter, when he spent three minutes escaping from being locked in a keg of beer in a bar in Winnipeg. Impressive, but good lord, the beer!

“With an emcee working up the crowd and counting the seconds as they passed, the drum started shaking. After two minutes, a hand popped out of the hole in the lid and started frantically working the combination lock. Some 35 seconds later, Gunnarson undid the lock and pushed the lid open.

It was an unusual stunt for a man who doesn’t drink.”

Oh and he doesn’t even drink, come on! Of course he doesn’t realize what he’s doing then.

The article goes on to say his parents were worried about him, but that his dad was more worried about the wasted beer. I see common sense does NOT run in the family.

You gotta have respect for a girl that owns pitbulls.  That’s just the kind of female that Tara Renee is….

Born and raised in Southern California, I am currently a Communications Undergrad at California State University, Fullerton. I have been modeling my entire life. I am a strong animal rights activist and loves spending time with my American pitbulls

Does this mean that Tara is a vegetarian? If so I’m going to have a major problem with that.  If not then good.  So if any of you are out there in Fullerton now you know where to find a sexy pitbull lover.

More of Renee after the jump

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What do you do when hitting the gym for eight hours a day just doesn’t seem like a realistic prospect? Why, get muscle implants of course! I think the pec ones are pretty obvious, but the ones next to his neck literally look like cancerous tumors about to rupture. Is that really the look you’re going for?

And oh yeah, there’s this crazy as monkey in the picture, with a head the shape of a heart. Clearly he wishes he had as many abnormal growths coming out of HIS body.

Social media is a big part of the internet today (some would say the majority) and people can use it to their advantage. Others? Well, they can become interent famous for looking like a douchebag.

Such is the tragic case of Eric Leebow, who made this YouTube promo video to help launch his new site “Freezecrowd” which promises to be an “online yearbook for college students.” Clearly, he doesn’t realize that Classmates.com already beat him to it. Facebook? What’s a Facebook?

As he explains his foolproof system of achieving success, you also get to witness him make a metaphorical half court basketball shot three times (or the same shot from different angles three times) along with some overused Michael Jordan quotes.

But seriously, I’m pretty damn pumped for Freezecrowd now.

As you all know, my love for Japanese Game Shows will most likely never be trumped.  But making some serious headway is the wacky and bizarre world of Brazilian gameshows and talkshows.  While these shows don’t have the creativity of the Japanese, they make up for it by doing a very simple and necessary thing:  adding ridiculously hot chicks.

And what do they do after that?  Make these women do silly stuff like eating cheese from a string or dancing with little people.   I must admit.  These guys get pretty damned silly and it’s awesome.

Plus, amidst all the fray, there’s the element of sexy.  I have not forgotten about this.

Here are the five sexiest Brazilian gameshow videos

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Fellas, you ever attend a sporting even with your wife or significant other?   It’s pretty brutal is it not?  There are rare exceptions but for the most part watching sports with a female is a sure fire way to ruin your experience.

Unless there are tremendous buffers like being at a party or other girls to distract your girl, you are in serious danger of not enjoying yourself if you watch sports with a female.

And just to show what I’m talking about, there are four specific types of female sports fan that you have to be on the lookout for

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Click on the photo for more of Ana Ivanovic

Why do I feel like we haven’t paid attention to Ana Ivanovic in a very long time?  Am I wrong?  Not that we need to know what she’s up to every single day but it’d be nice to see some sexy photos of her at least once a week.  OK, that’s all I needed to say.

More sexy pictures at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

The best proof that women are sexual freaks – [Onequickbeer]

Six movie plots made possible by understaffing – [Cracked]

The Baby Wee-Wee commercial fail – [OMG Blog]

When you need a celebrity “slip” fix go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The horrible Harry Potter video of the day – [The DW]

The Big Lebowski gets banned in jail – [Regretfulmorning]

When you have nothing, you post Lindsay Lohan – [Celebrity Odor]

Kim Kardashian’s dress is so tight she can’t bend over – [Guyism]

Japan is incredibly weird and amazingly awesome – [Sublime Blog]

A pretty awesome gallery of sexy Anna Paquin photos – [Cityrag]

Always be ready to get out of your relationship – [Atom]

Michelle Hunziker chilling on the beach in Miami  – [Attuworld]

Have you heard the Tiger Woods sex song? – [Totally Crap]

Raquel Welch looks damned good for over 70 – [Heyman Hustle]

Real housewives of New York are pretty hot – [Don Chavez]

Ome must admit that Jennifer Aniston still looks good – [Flisted]

Dating videos from the 80s are unbelievable – [Linkiest]

Lovely earrings but an even better body – [Ehowa]

Now this is my idea of a nice Sunday at the ballpark.

This is the original version of the video. The infamous “blackface” that was removed is shown here.

I’m officially coining this as the gayest video in history.  And I don’t mean that in a homosexual way at all.