I gotta say I’m not a big fan of cats.  In fact I’ve expressed my distaste for felines for a long time.  I don’t mind kittens.  Kittens are adorable.  But there’s just something evil about a cat.  I mean why buy a cat when there are dogs out there?  I just don’t think it makes any sense.

However, you stick a beer bottle near a cat and it changes the whole equation.  All of a sudden it’s actually kind of funny.  You know, just like when you pose a baby in front of beer.

Here’s some nice beer drinking cats for ya

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There are just some moves you don’t come back from in a fight, and one of them is a snake to the face. That’s what one South Carolina man learned, as he argued with his neighbor about turning down his music.

The dispute appeared to be over, but several hours later, the man told police Mr S.mith walked up to him with a 1.2-metre python and hit him in the face with the snake’s head.

1.2 meters! If my math is correct, that snake is over forty feet long! Oh, my math isn’t correct?

Allegedly Mr. Smith also forced the snakes mouth open and touched the victim’s face with it. As you can see from the picture above, a python’s open mouth isn’t something you want to mess with.

The police came and the man was sent to jail and the snake was sent to snake jail. What? They put him in a cell with BARS? He’ll esca….NOOO LOOSE PYTHON! LOCKDOWN! LOCKDOWN!

Tiffani Lea is 21 and she kind of looks like Mischa Barton but 100 times hotter.  She’s skinny, long hair, and also seems to have an attitude.

I take my work serious as this is how I pay my bills. I do what I say, so I expect you to do the same. Professional photographers… PLEASE ACT PROFESSIONAL. I hate when photographers act above me. I am a professional also. If you want great pictures… I am def your girl!

So bottom line. Let’s get all the unattractive chicks off of Gossip girl and insert Tiffani in that show now. Any takers?

Or we could just stare at sexy model pictures of her. Either way. More of Tiffani after the jump

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If that’s not one of the most WTF titles I’ve ever written, I’m not sure what is. This video starts out oddly enough, with the sisters singing about potato salad (it took me a solid thirty seconds to figure out they were singing in English), but the best part of the video comes later.

They’re clearly trying to execute part of the Rocky IV barn training regimen, by performing various physical feats everywhere, but it mostly involves bending their bodies in the most bizarre ways possible. There’s a point where flexibility is no longer sexy, but scary, and these girls have flown past that line with flying colors.

I didn’t think WTF stuff like this existed in the 50s, much less outside of Japan. Good work girls, you’re setting all kinds of records.

It ain’t exactly the AVN Awards but it’s the 21st century and we’ll take anything we can get.  May I introduce you to the 2010 Shot Show.

With firearms and ammunition sales having surged last year in a struggling economy, there were many positive signs this week at the industry’s annual trade show — the Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade (SHOT) Show — that indicated sales will remain robust in 2010.

Yeah, what they said.  I’m sure in a struggling economy with less work, more drinking, and higher tension guns are exactly what this country needs.  Yay guns!

Well at least they got some decent tail to run the booths….

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It’s kind of like when you see pictures of celebrities going to the mall or shopping.  Some things just don’t look like they should be done.  In that same light I must bring up the topic of singing athletes.  Sure it looks funny as hell but some of these guys actually think they have good voices and that’s just not cool.

Then again when you know they’re completely acting like idiots for the sake of doing so, it’s OK.

Here, you’ll see a little bit of both.  Check out these fun examples of when athletes sing like idiots.

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Click on the photo for more of Arianny Celeste

She’s risen through the ranks year after year and has gained more and more popularity.  It’s to the point where Arianny Celeste is nearly a household name.  Now if we could just get that Playboy shoot we’d be complete.

More complete girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Editing your comment spam for optimal porn – [Cracked]

The twenty worst superheroes you can imagine – [Heavy]

The fire department loves to play slip and slide – [Linkiest]

The funniest strip club names of all time – [Manofest]

When you need some celebrity skin… – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

These might be the most comfortable shoes ever – [Coolmaterial]

The most awesome video you’ll see today – [Cavemancircus]

Eight sexual acts that all men should conquer – [Regretfulmorning]

This might be the dumbest woman of all time – [Ace]

Check out this full body wax in public – [Attuworld]

80s fast food videos were very creepy – [Atom]

Tila Tequila goes blond and wants attention – [Celebrity Odor]

Miranda Kerr is of a hotness from another planet – [Nedhardy]

Lisa Rinna bikini pictures from Mexico – [Don Chavez]

Elody Gamarra is the newest girl next door – [Bullzeye]

Congress plans on hiding all our porn – [Sublime Blog]

An ugly George Clooney makes little girls cry – [Cityrag]

How little girls become serial killers – [Comedy]

Click on the photo for more of Melissa Acosta

I got two words for you:  Long Island.  Yup.  That’s where little Ms. Acosta is from.  I happen to be moving there in a few months so knowing chicks like this will be there is encouraging.  Of course I’m married and will never go out but come on guys, let me dream.

More dreaming at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

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Obviously we all know what Chat Roulette is by now.  However, with any other crazy thing on the internet one must be extremely careful.  Then again, I feel like if you’re dumb enough to do this shit then you kind of deserve it.

It’s like when people bitch about Facebook privacy and all that.   Then don’t go on it!  People will always find a way to capture info.   It’s not exactly hard to get screenshots from your computer.

So take this moron.  He gets into a chat with some webcam chick, ends up “finding” her on Chat Roulette and what happens next?

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