Do you know what hambone is? Neither did I until about five minutes ago. Apparently it’s making noise by hitting your own body, and some people get really, really good at it. Why? Because they tools, that’s why.

There’s no greater example of tool-ish hamboning than the guy you see above. On one hand, the beat and tempo are pretty impressive, on the other HE’S HITTING HIMSELF WITH HIS HAND AS AN INSTRUMENT. I’m not sure which overrides which here.

Do they have professional hambone tournaments and concerts and stuff? I really have always wanted to take a road trip to Kentucky.

I’m going to preface this article by saying is there really a specific way of knowing the pictures you are about to see were taken inside an actual dorm room?  I have two answer.  One.  It really doesn’t matter because all of these girls rule.  And two, not technically but I did take a fair amount of time analyzing the data.

There were a few factors which lead me to believe these were actually college dorm photos.   The first is the stone walls.  So many dorms have that cubed stone wall look which is horrible.  Second is institutional lighting.  Those crappy office building lights are also common.  Third?  College stuff.  Meaning posters, pictures, etc etc pasted on walls.

The fourth criteria?  Gut feeling.  I’ve been to college so I kind of know.  At least I think I do.  But again.  Who cares?  Here’s hot chicks in dorm rooms.

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With the supreme rise of the internet, digital media, and cell phones it’s obviously no surprise that newspapers around the country are shutting down an an alarming rate.

The smart ones are moving their readers online while the old school naysayers keep getting beaten down.   This is the way of the world folks.  You either move with it or you’re gonna be left behind.

While it’s a smaller problem that newspapers face, the inability to edit once a copy is out is something I find quite amusing.  On the internet you can make a quick fix.  In a newspaper?  It’s permanent.  So while it may not be the real reason newspapers fail, it’s a damned funny one.

Here are 15 things that should have never been printed

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Click on the photo for 5 really WTF wedding rituals

Flowers, candy and whiskey fueled midnight sexts are fine for chumps with no imagination. But if you’re not willing to ritualistically shame yourself for your sweetheart, maybe it’s not really love.

True sweethearts at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The funniest post-game sports interviews in history – [Manofest]

A historical look at hottie Jayne Mansfield – [Heavy]

If you’re in need of celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)

The best copyright infringement of the day – [The DW]

Sexy Yvonne Strahovski Mass Effect 2 interview – [G4TV]

The nine types of people at every funeral – [Maxim]

Complete moron on a bike vs. a road sign – [Gorillamask]

The Windows hell music video – [Nedhardy]

Maria Kanellis is holding her own on Celebrity Apprentice – [Heymanhustle]

Yet another awesome reason to love Japan – [Attuworld]

The 10 most intimidating athletes in the world – [Guyism]

A gallery of really sexy rugby cheerleaders – [COED Magazine]

Ten great celebrity pictures for the week – [Celebrity Odor]

Husband blatantly attacks his wife in public – [Totally Crap]

Yet another awesome gallery of hot girls in lingerie – [EgoTV]

Spring break girl gets knocked out cliff diving – [Don Chavez]

Paris Hilton is obsessed with her own boobs – [Cityrag]

Olivia Munn gets ugly for an Axe experiment – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for more of Edyta Sliwinska

Are you guys familiar with Edyta? She’s the only professional dancer who’s appeared on all ten seasons of Dancing With the Stars.  Isn’t that lovely?  It’s a shame she was voted off this season.  I’m sure we’ll see her crop up again soon.

More hopeful crop ups at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I was always into weird candy.  And by weird I just mean stuff that was a little different.   Like I never had anything called “shitballs” or something of that nature but candies like “nerds” or “fundip” were definitely a part of my candy regimen.

But in today’s day and age?  I guess it takes a little more to get the attention of our youth.  Things like “shitballs” are a reality and I’m amazed that these candies are actually real.

Check out these 10 weird candies after the jump

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It’s never a good idea to drink and drive, but even less so when the car you’re driving will make national news headlines and cause you to be embarrassed on the internet for decades to come.

Such is the case of Paul Hutton, a British man pulled over for drunk driving near his house. His vehicle of choice? His children’s toy pink Barbie car, that he had to squeeze into in the first place. Hutton explains.

“You have to be a contortionist to get in, and then you can’t get out. I was very surprised to get done for drink-driving but I was a twit to say the least. It is designed for three-to-five-year-olds. Originally it was a pink Barbie car but I put bigger wheels on it but it’s not fast. I’m not unhappy with my punishment, just a little bit surprised.”

Hutton could have suffered a more serious sentence, but the judge ruled in his favor because it was revealed that “the car could be outrun by a pedestrian,” and no one was ever in real danger.

This (and her pictures) is all it took for me to see the light and potential of Ms. Mina Stefan

Do you look at the date and wait impatiently for the next “Mina monday” to come so you can see me live? Ever wanted me see me more then once a week? How about have me all to yourself, one on one???

I’m so excited to tell you that i’ve started doing cam shows other then Monday nights!!!

Um, I’ve never in my entire life done a “cam” session with any person.  If there’s a time to start good Lord this is the time.  Looks wise this girl is the devil, period.  She has it all and I’m completely smitten right now.  She was Evangeline Lilly would look like if she were 1000 times hotter.

As we speak I’m asking my wife if I can do a private session with this chick.

More of Mina after the jump

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For whatever reason, there is an innate need in India to remake American pieces of media, usually in a much more musical way.

But what of something that’s already an American musical classic? Michael Jackson’s Thriller video for instance? Well, to say it can’t be Bollywood-ed up is preposterous, as is proven by the dancing zombies you’re about to see.

Is this some sort of copyright infringement? Who cares, it’s dancing Indian zombies and Thriller infused with the sitar. That’s really all you need to know.