Apr 29 2010
When you read that headline, you think that this story is going to be about a man who robbed a store for toilet paper right? No, although that would be equally ridiculous.
“A man who concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper robbed a Lincoln convenience store. Police said the man was armed with a knife when he robbed the store around 10:30 on Saturday night. He escaped on foot with an undisclosed amount of money from the safe.”
Look, I understand we’re in a recession, but is toilet paper SERIOUSLY the best robbery disguise you can find? No nylons, ski masks, hoodies, even hats and sunglasses? Come on man, one gust of wind and your entire getup is blown away!
Unless…unless this is the beginning of the prophesied great mummy crime spree! The world is ending, runnn!
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