Do you know what hambone is? Neither did I until about five minutes ago. Apparently it’s making noise by hitting your own body, and some people get really, really good at it. Why? Because they tools, that’s why.

There’s no greater example of tool-ish hamboning than the guy you see above. On one hand, the beat and tempo are pretty impressive, on the other HE’S HITTING HIMSELF WITH HIS HAND AS AN INSTRUMENT. I’m not sure which overrides which here.

Do they have professional hambone tournaments and concerts and stuff? I really have always wanted to take a road trip to Kentucky.