Apr 16 2010
Itâ€™s a fairly typical question for a school newspaper to impose on its students, â€œIf you could be famous for anything, what would you be famous for?â€ Itâ€™s a way of asking about their goals and dreams and what they hope to accomplish in life after graduation.
Well in Spokane Valley, the kids have a different set of goals. Their responses?
â€œKilling someone famousâ€
â€œHaving an affair with the Presidentâ€
â€œDropping a nuke on the Middle Eastâ€
â€œBeing leader of the KKKâ€
And since administrators donâ€™t read the paper before itâ€™s published, these all went to print, which is why youâ€™re reading this story now. Theyâ€™re now investigating whether this was some elaborate prank, or if theyâ€™ve really got a batch of messed up kids on their hands.
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