God, you have to love local news, with their pieces about cat fashion shows and warnings that your breakfast cereal MIGHT BE KILLING YOU.

But what’s better than local news? Australian local news, which produces gems like this guy, recounting a dog that went crazy on him.

Even with the hyperbolic YouTube video title, I still was in no way prepared for what I was about to witness. I really can’t describe it other than to say you just really need to watch it. Brace yourself.