Apr 15 2010
Man Hit in Face with Python During Fight
There are just some moves you don’t come back from in a fight, and one of them is a snake to the face. That’s what one South Carolina man learned, as he argued with his neighbor about turning down his music.
The dispute appeared to be over, but several hours later, the man told police Mr S.mith walked up to him with a 1.2-metre python and hit him in the face with the snake’s head.
1.2 meters! If my math is correct, that snake is over forty feet long! Oh, my math isn’t correct?
Allegedly Mr. Smith also forced the snakes mouth open and touched the victim’s face with it. As you can see from the picture above, a python’s open mouth isn’t something you want to mess with.
The police came and the man was sent to jail and the snake was sent to snake jail. What? They put him in a cell with BARS? He’ll esca….NOOO LOOSE PYTHON! LOCKDOWN! LOCKDOWN!
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