Apr 14 2010
You know what the best present for a little kid is? Searing, permanent emotional scars. At least what a lot of parents are thinking when they hire Dominic Deville (seen above), the evil clown who will stalk your kid for a week, break into their house andâ€¦splatter them with cake. Observe the process.
Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.
He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.
â€˜The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,â€™ said Deville.
â€˜The clownâ€™s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.â€™
Are you motherf-ing kidding me? Dominic says â€œif at any point the kids gets scared, we stop right there.â€ Uh, Iâ€™m sorry, but isnâ€™t that the point? You think a kid who sees this thing pop out of their bushes is goin to start bursting out laughing?
Well, yes according to Dominic, heâ€™s sanctioned by the official clown guild of Clowns International (yes, of course that exists), where their motto is â€œBringing a little bit of life and laughter into kidsâ€™ lives is what we are all about.â€ You hear that Dominic? Life and laughter, not near-death and terror.
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