What do you do when hitting the gym for eight hours a day just doesn’t seem like a realistic prospect? Why, get muscle implants of course! I think the pec ones are pretty obvious, but the ones next to his neck literally look like cancerous tumors about to rupture. Is that really the look you’re going for?

And oh yeah, there’s this crazy as monkey in the picture, with a head the shape of a heart. Clearly he wishes he had as many abnormal growths coming out of HIS body.