“Uhh, he’s in one of those…”

There are escape artists, and there are criminals who waste perfectly good beer. Dean Gunnarson is the latter, when he spent three minutes escaping from being locked in a keg of beer in a bar in Winnipeg. Impressive, but good lord, the beer!

“With an emcee working up the crowd and counting the seconds as they passed, the drum started shaking. After two minutes, a hand popped out of the hole in the lid and started frantically working the combination lock. Some 35 seconds later, Gunnarson undid the lock and pushed the lid open.

It was an unusual stunt for a man who doesn’t drink.”

Oh and he doesn’t even drink, come on! Of course he doesn’t realize what he’s doing then.

The article goes on to say his parents were worried about him, but that his dad was more worried about the wasted beer. I see common sense does NOT run in the family.