Apr 09 2010
If These Motivators Don’t Work, I Honestly Don’t Know What Will
Here is the background to this post and I’m being 100% honest. Right now it’s March 6th, my birthday, and I just received a nice oral session from my wife. I’m about to go out and get completely drunk. Since I know how hammered I’m going to get I decided to do a post that would be easy, memorable, and one that I could save until a later date.
Clearly the easiest subject are women and boobs. Finding motivators attached to these two wonderful things was not even remotely challenging.
So now when I black out this evening I’ll be happy that I wasted this space with reasonably entertaining text. Ah, and honey, thanks for the BJ.
Boob motivators after the jump
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
They’re all white… not enough motivation.
There all immature, half-wit, self-destructive juveniles. I want a real lady with manners. This is far, far from a motivator.