I’m not exactly sure who clue this man into his “gangster” fashion sense, but I think he clearly missed one of the lessons. Bandana: fine. Fubu shirt: fine. Adidas kicks: fine. Rolled up jeans shorts: WARNING! WARNING!

It also doesn’t help that his car is the most beat-up Chrysler in the world, and he’s standing in front of a giant sign that says Meat Market, because those pants REALLY say he likes meat. A lot.

If he’s a gay gangster, OK cool, but it is a crime against humanity for ANYONE to wear those shorts, I’m sorry.