I believe I already went through my acceptable list of excuses to watch figure skating back when the Olympics was on television.  However, I’ve decided to revisit the subject because it’s just too interesting.

Now that Dancing with the Stars is all crazy popular and the sex is just filling the air I want to bring you guys back to figure skating.  It’s figure skating where the sexual undertones are the highest.

The positions these crazy kids get into are things I can only dream of doing someday.

Check out these 15 awesome sexual figure skating positions