Harnessing the combined power of a hundred pairs of solid gold pants, this flash mob made everyone in this Sunset Boulevard store have an absolutely insane story to tell when they got home.

“Dude, I’m telling you! A million people swarmed into the store and started doing the ‘Can’t Touch This’ dance!”

“Sure, whatever man.”

“They were all wearing golden pants!”

“Yeah OK, did you get groceries?”

“I’m serious! Goddamn, I wish someone put this on YouTube.”

Well, wish granted, and now you can prove to your friends you aren’t crazy. Why can’t anything like this ever happen to me?